We at THE DAILY TRAVESTY rely heavily on the wisdom of others, and take credit only for editing and distributing said wisdom.

Most of the work contained herein has been sampled or borrowed from an outside source, often a copyrighted one. These sources include, but are not limited to, various books, songs, poems, obscure quotes, underground magazines, unsolicited forwards, personal correspondence, and reader submissions.

This publication is in a constant state of evolution; ergo, whether or not we will continue to draw material from the same sources is uncertain. However, at this point we are indebted to all contributors, dead and alive, especially Tucker Lieberman, Eric Francis, and Malaclypse the Younger.

It is the primary mission of this publication to disseminate thought-provoking information.

It is the secondary mission of this publication to shamelessly encourage readers to roar and sing and cry and giggle and brag and postulate to their heart's content, within the forum we provide here, and everywhere.