Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by the GREATER METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST AND SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT AND POPE POOP

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GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?

MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously.  Sometimes I take seriousness humorously.  Either way it is irrelevant.

 

GP: Maybe you are just crazy.

M2: Indeed!  But do not reject these teachings as false because I am crazy.  The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.

 

GP: Is Eris true?

M2: Everything is true.

GP: Even false things?

M2: Even false things are true.

GP: How can that be?

M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.

 

GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives?

M2: To dissolve them.

GP: Will you develop that point?

M2: No.

 

GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?

M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the meaning of                     Buddhism.  The Master's reply was, "Three pounds of flax."

GP: Is that your answer to my question?

M2: No, of course not.  That is just illustrative.  The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF         FLAX!