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Today is May 12, 2000
This is Issue #84 in Volume 1
Every calender year comprises a volume.
We are not sure whether or not we will be around
long enough to reach Volume 2.
The editor will be relocating in a few
months.
The most
thoroughly and relentlessly Damned, banned, excluded, condemned, forbidden,
ostracized, ignored, supressed, repressed,
robbed, brutalized and defamed of all Damned Things is the individual human being. The social
engineers, statisticians, psychologists, sociologists, market researchers, landlords, bureaucrats, captains of industry,
bankers, governors,
commissars, kings and presidents are perpetually forcing this Damned Thing into carefully prepared
blueprints and are perpetually irritated that the Damned Thing will not fit into the slot
assigned to it. The theologians call it a sinner and try to reform
it. The governor calls it a criminal
and tries to punish it. The psychotherapist calls it a neurotic and tries to cure
it. Still, the Damned Thing will not fit into their slots.
--Never Whistle While You're Pissing,
by
Hagbard Celine, H.M., S.H.