The Daily
Travesty
Welcome to your
life
There's no turning back
Even while we sleep
We
will find you
Acting
on your best behavior
Turn
your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to
rule the world.
Tears for Fears
Elian Seized
reported by Eric Francis in Miami, Saturday
morning
Corrected raid time: it lasted
three minutes between
5:15 am to 5:18 am. Just saw
video of the raid, in-
cluding a still shot of a black
agent with an automatic
weapon screaming into the face of
Elian and the man
holding him, with his finger above the
trigger, the cop
in a helmet and goggles. Elian
looks terrified. Taken
out by a bilingual female INS
agent. Taken first by
chopper than plane to Andrews
Air Force Base. The
house was totally
ransacked.
++
I have often
thought of the Caucasian Chalk Circle,
in which the judge
settles a dispute over a child by
offering to cut it in half and
give half to each side of
the family. The real
mother, of course, says "Don't
do it, leave the child
whole." In this case no side of
the family has said to leave the
child while,
reminding me again and again
that neither side of
the family are his real
parents.
Witness describing the raid live on Miami TV
a moment
ago described the agents as very tall men,
descending
on the house with battering
rams,
"Dressed in black with full gear, right in front
of us
Started spraying us with gas immediately. They
didn't
wait."
She described
Elian, whom she saw being carried out
of the house by a
female agent:
"The fear, desperation panic that I saw
through that
little child's
eyes..."
Currently watching live video of angry
crowds, and
there are reports of arrests. Busses
with arrested
people "rapidly filling up." Traffic
blocked in
Little Cuba and surrounding
areas.
++
As of 10:03 first
reports that Elian had been reunited
with his father at
Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland,
"a little while
ago."
++
News reports via
CBS news.
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Microwave Peep Jousting!
Now that Easter is over, and all that Easter candy is 50% off, it's time to
unveil the newest sport of the season:
Microwave Peep Jousting is the latest craze among trailer park people, and
kooky grandmothers all over the world. The process to observe this new
sport is simple.
1. Buy a package of Peeps (Marshmallow candy creatures covered in
sugar). Bunnies can't be used, use the chicks instead. Also purchase
a box of toothpicks.
2. Insert two toothpicks into the peep's "chest."
3. Place two Peeps about 1 1/2 toothpick length apart, facing each other,
then turn on the microwave. Don't leave them in too long because melted
marshmallow is impossible to get out of a microwave.
Barry Johnson
Say that you'll never
never never never need it One headline why believe
it??