T H E
D A I L Y
T R A V E S T
Y
14 April 2000
Vol. 1, Issue 70
Monday there will be no Travesty. Praise the
Lord.
INCREDIBLE
ALL NEW AND IMPROVED
BUY
"COPYRIGHT"
VERSION 5.1
FOR WOMEN
INSTANTLY IMMORTALIZE
ANYTHING!
MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE A FAMOUS
GENIUS!
PREVENT YOUR NEIGHBOR FROM
REPEATING
YOUR PRIVATE WORDS IN PUBLIC
SETTINGS!
STICK IT IN YOUR EAR!
NO ON KNOWS WHAT YOU DO WITH A
COPYRIGHT
JUST BUY IT
JUST DO IT
** **((((( SEXY )))))
** **
OR TRY OUR "TRADEMARK"
FOR MEN
when do you want to do it? you
can pretend to possess me until you are ready for this century then let me loose I am a healer I am coming of
age and finally beginning to understand that I don't understand
anything about love