T H E
D A I L Y
T R A V E S T
Y
24 March 2000
Vol. 1, Issue 56
"I believe we are on an irreversible
trend toward more
freedom and
democracy - but that could change."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/22/89
Aaah! All these stupid politics! All
these spineless robots! You know something's wrong when the only person
who amuses you is Pat Buchanan. To quote:
"I told my supporters: Here's what's going to
happen. All these press folks who were out there saying, 'Isn't Bradley
wonderful?' and 'We love John McCain' -- they had this great romance
going. But they're gonna wind up with a big thud in March. They're
gonna look around and say, 'This is boring! We got Dubya, who doesn't know
anything, and we got Al, who doesn't know who he is.' And they're gonna
say, 'It's gonna be a boring eight months till the election.' And then
they're gonna say, 'Hey, isn't that old troll still out there under the
bridge?'"
Take the infamous World's Smallest
Political Quiz and find out where you stand
in the midst
of all this insanity!
Lyrics last three issues by The
Cure.