THE DAILY TRAVESTY | Friends?
The Daily Travesty
 
13 June 2000            email
Vol. 1, Issue 101       on the web
 
 
Be a good person!  Hate yourself!
 
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"Friends"

A knife in the back.
A screaming death at the hand of a "friend".
A trust broken.
A heart ripped to shreds when a "friend" tells you the "truth".
A relationship destroyed by painful lies.
A way of thinking crushed because a "friend" decided they would rather be
nice to your face and drive that dagger in your back a little deeper when
they thought you weren't looking.
A brotherhood hurt by the backstabbing and deceit of a few members.
A world mutilated because your trust was misplaced.
A life shattered by one "friend's" careless conversation.

Brendan Weir   brendan@chesapeake.net
 

 
Women's Lib
 
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"  To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No you're not!  You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!"
 

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!!!