Shanny The Blonde

This is a conversation me and my friend Joey had with a poor unsuspecting girl online. This conversaion was held at 4:00am PST on 1/1/00. This was a real conversaton with a girl who is now really confused. Oh well, it just goes to show you that they were right about the potentionally harmful effects of drinking and web surfing. Especially if you are a 14 year old girl. Enjoy "Shanny the Blonde"

ShannyG2: hello,

ALEX14M: Hello, I was just thinking about IMing you

ALEX14M: I was just too shy

ShannyG2: cool

ShannyG2: i am kind of shy but not completely shy

ALEX14M: cool

ALEX14M: Did you survive the Y2K?

ShannyG2: so did you have a good year in 1999?

ShannyG2: sorry didn't see your message before i sent mine yes i servived!

ALEX14M: I don't understand what they meant by "Party til it's 1999"

ALEX14M: I was just at home watching it on TV. It wasn't all that speactacular.

ShannyG2: i think it was "Party like it is 1999"

ALEX14M: sorry nervous talking to girls

ShannyG2: that is okay !take your time

ShannyG2: don't be in a hurry

ALEX14M: Im sorry, i dont know what to say to girls most dont actually talk to me except for vulgar obscenities

ShannyG2: well don't feel like it is anything that they have against you

ALEX14M: well, its not like i didnt deserve it

ShannyG2: are you enjoying vacation?

ShannyG2: why would you diserve it any way ?

ShannyG2: i meant deserve!

ALEX14M: well, that camera in the bathroom wasnt all that polite

ShannyG2: at your house or at school or where was it at well i know it was in a bathroom but what kind of a building was it ??

ALEX14M: like it matters? They think im a pervert, but it was a simple misunderstanding

ShannyG2: i believe you !

ALEX14M: you dont even know the whole story!

ShannyG2: sorry for jumping to conclusions

ALEX14M: thats ok, most girls do

ShannyG2: if you tell me i will listen but if you don't then i will respect your privacy. okay !

ALEX14M: well, it all started over ten pizzas and a bet

ShannyG2: okay just go ahead and keep telling all !

ShannyG2: I will listen !

ALEX14M: All i wanted was pictures of the toilets for my friend. He's never been in the women's bathroom before and thought it would be rude to ask for a tour. So i went in and took pictures. It wasnt my fault they were being used at the time

ShannyG2: i understant sometimes i wonder what guy toilets in bathrooms look like too!lolhonestly i do !

ShannyG2: understand sorry !

ALEX14M: you want some pictures?

ShannyG2: I don't know let me think about it some

ALEX14M: its okay, theyve got some stains on them

ShannyG2: okay

ALEX14M: wow, you got any pics of yourself we can trade

ShannyG2: keep on telling our story or was that it and then it kind of just all happened by itself?no i don't have any pics right now I will discribe myself if you do !sorry i don't

ALEX14M: Im 6'2" i got peachfuzz and lond flowing blonde hair (like Fabio but without the handsome looks and 40 inch chest) and I giot lots of pimples and my hands are big and muscular

ShannyG2: wow you are tall !

ALEX14M: do you look like anyone famous?

ShannyG2: like like um, have a crush on??

ALEX14M: no, do you LOOK like anyone famous?

ShannyG2: sorry

ALEX14M: is that a no?

ShannyG2: nopeyes i don't really i can not think of any right now

ALEX14M: People often tell me I look like Capgtain Kirk from Star Trek

ShannyG2: but my aunt looks like that person in hope floats i can not think of her name right now!

ShannyG2: I never discribed myself but do you want me too?

ALEX14M: yeah, go ahead

ShannyG2: I am not really under my usuall screan name

ShannyG2: okay here goes

ALEX14M: me neither

ALEX14M: sorry, go ahead

ShannyG2: i am about 4'5 , dark blonde/light brown hair , a little bit longer than chin length and i have medium size hands and that is all i guess !

ALEX14M: wow, i dreamed about someone like that once only their hands were bigger

ShannyG2: I have an idea well do you have a scanner?

ShannyG2: do you wear glasses or contacts or none? be honest

ALEX14M: what'd ya have in mind?

ShannyG2: nothing preverted or cyber or anything like that ! for sure

ALEX14M: darn! well, ok then what was it anyways?

ShannyG2: it isn't really ingenious or huge idea just a stupid pathetic little one!

ALEX14M: I love ideas like that! I have them all the time!

ShannyG2: small and stupid??

ShannyG2: you sound like ou are pretty smart !!!

ALEX14M: but of course, doesnt everyone?

ShannyG2: yes i guess so i certainly do!

ALEX14M: Oh, sorry, the doctor says I have to be careful of my upper abdominal distentions.

ShannyG2: okay well it is stupid and very little well i was thinking i could give you my email address and you could send me a picture of you through email and when i get a scanner i could send you my pic or i can go to my friends she has a scanner and then we will both have a pic of the other person! okay ?

ALEX14M: how the hell did you type that up so fast?

ALEX14M: i mean, sure

ShannyG2: sorry i have alot of energy from the champayne ( fake & real ) today and last night !

ALEX14M: i usually just throw up, i never get energy.

ShannyG2: from fake or real champayne?

ALEX14M: neither, just from last night

ALEX14M: i had a lot of cider

ALEX14M: wanna talk?

ShannyG2: yes oh my god i like couldn't find you sorry that sounded gay well my computer shut off and i could not back on and when i did you weere of so wha t up??

ALEX14M: i had to pee

ShannyG2: i have to pretty soon like fast so what is your email address maybe we could like be pen pals through the net ! so what is it i will tell you mine hold on!

ALEX14M: True_Jay@yahoo.com

ShannyG2: kriss1000@yahoo.com my user name is kriss1000 but right now i am on a friend of a friends computer if that is not your real user name what is your a/s/l???

ALEX14M: 14/m/Montana

ALEX14M: did u leave yet?

ShannyG2: did you want ot send me a pic ?send it now if you can so i can check it like in a few well go to go bye ! farwell hope to talk to you soon and well i am in a hurry miss you you have to write me an email or i will get mad well not that mad well bye ! are you going to email me one of your pics???bye?

ShannyG2: where in Montana?

ShannyG2: bye tell me later bye!

ALEX14M: I'll e-mail you in a few days, my service is under investigation. Great Falls.

ALEX14M: bye

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