Looking
into the dryer vent
by: JackOfClubs
So I was driving to the mall tonight to get a gift for my mommy for Mother’s Day and one for my girlfriend for our 3-month anniversary and get in some mad arcade action… um… uh… anyway, I’m driving to the mall in the pouring rain and It’s comin’ down so hard that I can only see the area right in front of my windshield. I mean, come on, who wants to drive in visibility conditions like those of the Delaware River? So I’m on my way home and I go under this bridge that’s flooded and all the water goes "FOOSH!" about eight feet in the air like one ’dem log flumes I love so very very much and I start crackin’ up because it was so cool… and then I noticed that the driver’s side door of my car leaks. Way to ruin a perfect storm.
NiCad bateries don’t taste really good. Trust me, I know these things.
If you drop a capacitor in a can of flux, it makes it a flux capacitor. Well, not really, but it should. If I had a can of flux right now, I’d probably trade it to someone for a soda or a math book, which I would then trade for a soda. If I dropped a soda in a can of flux, I’d get… um… a mess. If you put Skittles in beer, I guess you get Skittlebrau. I could really use a Skittlebrau right now, but I don’t drink… I’ll just drink this flux… mmm, acidic…
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