Your
Daily Oscilloscope
by: JackOfClubs
The other night I was lying in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"
Hey! Know what’s fun? Blowin’ up tree stumps! Grab an M-80 and join in! Oh, wait, you’ll get your head blown off. Who’s dumb enough to try something so foolish? Here’s a clue: HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS! Dumbest people in the country!
Sometimes, when I’m sad, I’ll climb up to the roof and yell, "KID ‘N PLAY! WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?"
Okay, where is all of the school’s fund raiser money going? We sell so many M&Ms it makes me sick. We should have, like, flying desks and watch computers and robotic teachers and clean, functional restrooms by now. But I guess I’m asking for too much.
Wouldn’t it be weird if, suddenly, in the middle of a boxing match, a hockey game broke out?
When Perspective returns: spitting for distance-the next great physics lab?
email: InsanityFair@excite.com