Jack
of Clubbin' it
by: JackOfClubs
So I’m on the Internet and it’s all downloading real slow and stuff, so I’m like, "This is non-cress." So I pushed my computer out the window. Man, that got it moving!
People would be a lot happier if everybody read Iron Man.
Why doesn’t Iron Man have a theme song like Spiderman or Batman? I mean, come on, if you repeated Judge Lance Ito’s name over and over and gave it a catchy tune people would think he was cool. I did it with Physics and it made that a lot better. Maybe if food had a theme song, it would taste better. Something like, "Nananananananana chicken, nananananananana chicken, chicken, chicken, CHIC-KEEEEEEN!"
Man, I’m all hungry now and stuff.
Carrying a
giant paper clip has its advantages. You can open letters with it.
You can runa current through it. You can pick locks with it. Bu
tit’s not edible. Edible paper clips would be pretty cool. I
have an iron deficiency. Maybe I should just start eating paper
clips. Yo, I got stuff in my refrigerator and stuff and I could
be eating now. Enough of this! Mmm nom nom…
Whence I return: Why bricks don’t taste good no matter how
much mustard you put on them.
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