Mr. Yuewolf's Super Fun Page!

By visiting this website, you have automatically gained ten I.Q. points, lost five pounds, and increased your sexual appeal by twelve and a half points.

Congratulations!!!

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Oh, did I forget to mention that I HATE GIRAFFES!!! Giraffes killed my brother and then burnt down our house.

Kill all giraffes!!!

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There are a lot of things I like though, but those will probably be on another page (so be prepared to change all of your favorite things to match mine in a petty attempt to be as cool as me.)

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Well... that's about it Oh yeah. But before you go you should definetly put this page in your favorites folder, and on your desktop, and keep this page minimized at all times. And just to be safe, you might want to print this entire page off and keep the copy with you at all times to remind you of how cool I am.

Best things about me.

• My coolness factor is 100/10.
• Every discussion with me is enlightening.
• I'm sexy.

Some great links:

The best person ever's homepage.
Funny and intelligent. (kinda like me)
YTMND [stands for: Yuewolf tis my number-one dude!]
Boards full of people less than half as cool as I am.

Email: mr.yuewolf@hotmail.com