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Proverbs

As any experienced conversationalist can tell you, ambiguity is the key to winning any argument. Following are a few popular proverbs and counter-proverbs that will allow you to turn a conversation in any direction you want. Who can argue with the wit and wisdom of our fore fathers, or even our five fathers?

Comic about dog blaming cat
for mess in kitchen

Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier than the sword.

Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost.

Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Clothes make the man.
Don't judge a book by its cover.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Better safe than sorry.

comic about a man having a lot of energy after clocking out from work

The bigger, the better.
The best things come in small packages.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Out of sight, out of mind.

What will be, will be.
Life is what you make it.

Cross your bridges when you come to them.
Forewarned is forearmed.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
One man's meat is another man's poison.

With age comes wisdom.
Out of the mouths of babes come all wise sayings.

The more, the merrier.
Two's company; three's a crowd.

Sources The Good Clean Funnies List and All Clean Humor

A few funnies from children

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
You pick it!

What did one hair say to the other hair?
It takes two to tangle!

Did you hear about the man who stayed up all night trying to find out where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him!

Source: Kids Are Punny: Jokes sent by kids to The Rosie O'Donnell Show

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