Welcome to splice you like. To submit, please click the link on the bottom. Before you do that, you may want to take a look at my hall of fame. Here I'm storing the creme de la creme. The Platinum of the Lode. The Best, of the best, of the best. The ones marked with a star symbol or some such indicate extreme funniness and/or embarrasment. If you've already done this, then click below to submit your own sound files. Profile information would also be appreciated, of both the candidate and the situation in which this will be used. Oh... if anyone accidentally loses, or breaks their file, mail me and I'll send you a copy. The ones displayed on the best of the best area have been downsized to reduce download time, so ignore the static and you'll have the real files (or ask me to send you the original)!
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Due to the possibly insulting and mentally harmful content of this page, I take no responsibility for the harm or embarrasment done to the subjects or friends of my subjects. All I do is splice sound files. These are not intended to be anything more than a harmless joke. Rest assured, the splicing, in most cases (except where I feel really motivated) will be easily detectable and non-believable. I am not a professional. I do this for fun, and am not getting paid or sponsered for anything I do here, and reserve the right to not publish the results here. I also am not bound to carry out any sound file that I deem extremely harmful or rude. If your .wav file is missing key vowel or dipthong sounds, I will supplement them from a text2speech program or any other source.
