You know you watch the A Team too much when...
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...every time someone contradicts you, you just yell "Shutup, foo'!" until they give in....you like gas... and tell your friends so....after watching every single episode 15 times, you can now [dis]assemble guns, armour cars and create suspicious devices....you paint your van black with a red stripe....and it's a GMC van....you don't need to paint your van because you broke into the Lake District Cars of the Stars museum and stole the original van used in the recording....you do a load of dangerous hobbies, and talk incessantly about being "on the jazz"....you get your freinds to call you...
...BA.
...Murdoch.
...Faceman.
...or Colonel John Smith....it gets to so that when you enter a place, you immediately catalogue all supplies or corrugated iron for defence purposes....you've memorized the entire intro, dates and everything, and repeat it daily....you regularly phone the actors, just to recapture, that, "special feeling" you got when BA threw a man through a window.You know the phone numbers and street addresses of all the actors that ever appeared in the A Team, even that old wizened guy that was sweeping up in the back of the shop that Face went into by mistake once....you are told to play a simple piece of music in Music class, but you end up spending all your time tryign to find the correct notes to the intro music....you build a shrine to the glory that is T....you drink pint glasses of milk daily, just so you can be like BA....you refuse to fly anywhere, just so you can be like BA....your teacher/boss is crazier than Murdock....you adopt all kinds of dead or imaginary pets, just so you can be like Murdock....you change your name by deed poll to [insert a team name here]....you own about 30 pounds of gold chains and ne'er take them off, even to do PE or go running....the radioactive effects from your TV screen when you were watching the tapes again and again has transformed you, making you helluvatough.... you name your first son Hannibal......you second son BA......your third son Templeton......and your first daughter (your fourth child) Murdoch....over half your favourites are filled with Mr T Vs and A Team Sites....you end your prayers with "And please let the A Team be pardoned, and let Decker be struck down by a nervousness complex and given a desk job."...you've gotten every single bad joke about the A Team so far, and are currently in hysterics....your favourite plant is Murdoch....you are crazier than Murdoch....you own a Mr T Vs page....you own the Mr T Vs Everythingg page....you take a load of language classes just so you can say "I love it when a plan comes together" in Spanish, Esperanto, Japanese and Ancient Latin....your soulmate is all of the above.
