with Nysh and Yinyin
THE REASON:
Well Yinyin and I came to legends to make our flowers even brighter and more fragrant! (we are both twinked more than a dozen of fat bitches at a Hostess Convention) We got here, did our thing, and decided to enjoy the scenery a bit while we were here, and spread the love of the Flower!
We quickly realised, however, that all is not well on this server, and in fact, things are all messed around and everyone Xteams! XTEAMING IS BAD AND IT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY K? It is so bad here, that people have even forgotten what TEAM they are on! Can you believe that? It's obvious that this server sucks huge ass, and is too sad to be brightened up and made happy by the Flowers, but somebody had to try..
This little Paladin was horribly confused. Yinyin and myself decided to take it upon ourselves as the only PROSECUTORS OF RANDOM ACTS OF NEUTRALITY to right his sad little brain
This necro THOUGHT HE WAS A GOOD GUY! OMFGOMFOGMASFANSUFIBASUIFBASDKFBASDJ GOD WTF
We told him~
JOURNEYMAN's BOOTS:
So Yinyin and I went do get teh Journeyman's Boots for me and it was fun because we fouund more CONFUSED CHUMPS!1
Sadly, we encountered more NEWTS on the way :( They tried to help us, but XTEAMING IS WRONG!!!!!
GOOD GUYS FOREVER!!!
Well after we got to teh Hasten I descovered something HORRIBLE~!!
But, as it turned out, you can choose to worship TUNARE EVEN IF YOU ARE A GNOME ON LEGENDS BECAUSE YOU WORSHIP MORE MONEY AND PAY MORE GODS OR SOMETHING SO HASEN WAS REALLY A GOOD GUY THAT LOOKED LIKE A NEWT SO I CAN DO THE QUWEST!!!!!!@G@T@*^$
I GOT TEH JBOOTS!!
GM EVENTS:
OK SO WE GET GM EVENTS EVERY DAY YAY! But..it really SUXX0RS!!! ok so we were at an event one day and we had to KILL REALLY HARD GOBLINS and we did AND WE KILLED GOBLINS BETTER THANE VERYONE ELSE (except for the stupid level 56 druid that came to the level 30-45 event because he was a STUPID NEWT&*T@#$^* GOD I HATE NEWTS THEY RUIN EVERYTHING) AND GUESS WHAT? THE GM WAS STUPID AND DESCRIMINATE TOWARD TUNARE LOVERS BECAUSE HE IS A NEWT (HE WAS A GNOME!! AND OMFG HE DIDN'T CHANGE LIKE HASTEN HE WAS PURE NEWT) AND HE DIDN'T GIVE ME ANYTHING BUT HE GAVE EVERYONE ELSE EVERYTHING SO I DECIDED THAT FUCK GM EVENTS THEY ARE GAY AND I WILL DESTROY THEM ALL@!^#%R&@ FUCK FUCK HOLLYWOOD!
Oki verry happy thoughts FLYING LOOK AT ME WAY UP HIGH happy happy
SO! We got an inside tip from our SUPER SECRET SOURCE (MESSAGE OF THE DAY: HEY LEVEL 15-30 THERE IS AN EVENT IN MANUS SERU COME HERE AND KILL THINGS FOR NO REASON SO WE CAN GIVE YOU 00B3R L3WTS) that THERE WAS A GM EVENT IN MARUS SERU! APPARENTLY some LEGIONNAIRE CORRUPTUCUS ZOL MORONICUS DUMBSHIT was MINDLESSLY SLAUGHTERING HAPPY RECUSOS! I KNOW! WHAT A NEWT OMFG! So, Yinyin and I, as the HAPPY GOOD RECUSO HELPERS AND PROSECUTORS OF RANDOM ACTS OF NEUTRALITY we are, decided to HELP OUR POOR FRIENDS!
But alas, as we were about to Attack the Legionnaire Zol, he turned into a PLAYER SO WE COULDN'T! WHAT A PHAG^@% JESUS OMFG DuMB NOT HAPPY NEWT! So there wasn't a whole lot we could do to stop the event except HARRASSMENT! I spammed the person who got the UBER SECRET QUEST ITEM as hard as I could, but alas, he eventually got the trade through with the gm (it took him a while though WHICH MADE US A LITTLE MORE HAPPY) AND OMFG THE GM STARTED GIVING OUT ITEMS! BUT FOR SOME REASON HE WOULDN"T GIVE ANY TO ME AND YINYIN BECAUSE WE ARE GOOD GUYS! HE SAID WE CHOSE THE WRONG ALIGNMENT! FROM THE GM'S MOUTH GOOD GUYS ARE BAD WTF IS THIS SHIT GM'S ARE BIGOT FUCKING PIGS WHO ARE NEWT AND EVIL AND DON"T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GOOD GUYS EVEN ON TEH LEGENDS SERVER WHERE THE STREETS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PAVED WITH GOLD AND ERVERYONE WAS EVEN BUT NOW #&^$)#T)^$# NO WE CHOSE THE WRONG ALIGNMENT!^
SO! Our only way to fight the Legionnare was to CHALLENGE HIM! And challenge him we did!
BUT IT TURNED OUT THAT EVERYONE WAS NEWTS AND XTEAMERS AND WERE HELPING THE LEGIONNAIRE OUT WITH CHEERS AND BUFFS AND HEALS AND ASOFAMFOSF AS FAGIGOACAN'TTAKEITANYMOREB&ASEGV*YBASF A FASFAS&#T5&*# GBOD!
We Still fought hard, however. The Legionnaire was Deep red and it was IMPOSSIBLE to dent his HP, BUT WE TRIED! Here we see Yinyin BEATING HIS ASS
Because of INTERFERENCE from XTEAMING NEWTS AND EVILS, the Legionnaire defeated yinyin. But WE FIGHT FOR THE CAUSE! I knew I would lose! I dueled the NEWT anyway!
I KNEW I could not scratch him using normal fighting methods, so I took out my HAPPY STICK OF TEMPERATE FLUX AND PROCEEDED TO GO TO WORK ON HIS NEWT ASS! I spammed him for about two minutes, and it was working QUITE well! But, alas, he CHEATED! Such is the way of the newts :(
OMFG DID YOU SEE THAT? I WAS WINNING BUT HE HAD TO CHEAT IT IS TOTAL BULLSHIT I HATE NEWTS FUCK FUCK NEWTS :(
So AFTER our WRONGFUL deaths, this EVIL TROLL tries to front! He was a newb that was all talkin' shit about KILLING US !! but when yinyin dueled him he backed off OMFG&@
In the end, I think we did pretty good, and until next time, STAY STRONG GOOD TEAM &@!!
We quickly realised, however, that all is not well on this server, and in fact, things are all messed around and everyone Xteams! XTEAMING IS BAD AND IT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY K? It is so bad here, that people have even forgotten what TEAM they are on! Can you believe that? It's obvious that this server sucks huge ass, and is too sad to be brightened up and made happy by the Flowers, but somebody had to try..
This little Paladin was horribly confused. Yinyin and myself decided to take it upon ourselves as the only PROSECUTORS OF RANDOM ACTS OF NEUTRALITY to right his sad little brain
This necro THOUGHT HE WAS A GOOD GUY! OMFGOMFOGMASFANSUFIBASUIFBASDKFBASDJ GOD WTF
We told him~
JOURNEYMAN's BOOTS:
So Yinyin and I went do get teh Journeyman's Boots for me and it was fun because we fouund more CONFUSED CHUMPS!1
Sadly, we encountered more NEWTS on the way :( They tried to help us, but XTEAMING IS WRONG!!!!!
GOOD GUYS FOREVER!!!
Well after we got to teh Hasten I descovered something HORRIBLE~!!
But, as it turned out, you can choose to worship TUNARE EVEN IF YOU ARE A GNOME ON LEGENDS BECAUSE YOU WORSHIP MORE MONEY AND PAY MORE GODS OR SOMETHING SO HASEN WAS REALLY A GOOD GUY THAT LOOKED LIKE A NEWT SO I CAN DO THE QUWEST!!!!!!@G@T@*^$
I GOT TEH JBOOTS!!
GM EVENTS:
OK SO WE GET GM EVENTS EVERY DAY YAY! But..it really SUXX0RS!!! ok so we were at an event one day and we had to KILL REALLY HARD GOBLINS and we did AND WE KILLED GOBLINS BETTER THANE VERYONE ELSE (except for the stupid level 56 druid that came to the level 30-45 event because he was a STUPID NEWT&*T@#$^* GOD I HATE NEWTS THEY RUIN EVERYTHING) AND GUESS WHAT? THE GM WAS STUPID AND DESCRIMINATE TOWARD TUNARE LOVERS BECAUSE HE IS A NEWT (HE WAS A GNOME!! AND OMFG HE DIDN'T CHANGE LIKE HASTEN HE WAS PURE NEWT) AND HE DIDN'T GIVE ME ANYTHING BUT HE GAVE EVERYONE ELSE EVERYTHING SO I DECIDED THAT FUCK GM EVENTS THEY ARE GAY AND I WILL DESTROY THEM ALL@!^#%R&@ FUCK FUCK HOLLYWOOD!
Oki verry happy thoughts FLYING LOOK AT ME WAY UP HIGH happy happy
SO! We got an inside tip from our SUPER SECRET SOURCE (MESSAGE OF THE DAY: HEY LEVEL 15-30 THERE IS AN EVENT IN MANUS SERU COME HERE AND KILL THINGS FOR NO REASON SO WE CAN GIVE YOU 00B3R L3WTS) that THERE WAS A GM EVENT IN MARUS SERU! APPARENTLY some LEGIONNAIRE CORRUPTUCUS ZOL MORONICUS DUMBSHIT was MINDLESSLY SLAUGHTERING HAPPY RECUSOS! I KNOW! WHAT A NEWT OMFG! So, Yinyin and I, as the HAPPY GOOD RECUSO HELPERS AND PROSECUTORS OF RANDOM ACTS OF NEUTRALITY we are, decided to HELP OUR POOR FRIENDS!
But alas, as we were about to Attack the Legionnaire Zol, he turned into a PLAYER SO WE COULDN'T! WHAT A PHAG^@% JESUS OMFG DuMB NOT HAPPY NEWT! So there wasn't a whole lot we could do to stop the event except HARRASSMENT! I spammed the person who got the UBER SECRET QUEST ITEM as hard as I could, but alas, he eventually got the trade through with the gm (it took him a while though WHICH MADE US A LITTLE MORE HAPPY) AND OMFG THE GM STARTED GIVING OUT ITEMS! BUT FOR SOME REASON HE WOULDN"T GIVE ANY TO ME AND YINYIN BECAUSE WE ARE GOOD GUYS! HE SAID WE CHOSE THE WRONG ALIGNMENT! FROM THE GM'S MOUTH GOOD GUYS ARE BAD WTF IS THIS SHIT GM'S ARE BIGOT FUCKING PIGS WHO ARE NEWT AND EVIL AND DON"T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GOOD GUYS EVEN ON TEH LEGENDS SERVER WHERE THE STREETS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PAVED WITH GOLD AND ERVERYONE WAS EVEN BUT NOW #&^$)#T)^$# NO WE CHOSE THE WRONG ALIGNMENT!^
SO! Our only way to fight the Legionnare was to CHALLENGE HIM! And challenge him we did!
BUT IT TURNED OUT THAT EVERYONE WAS NEWTS AND XTEAMERS AND WERE HELPING THE LEGIONNAIRE OUT WITH CHEERS AND BUFFS AND HEALS AND ASOFAMFOSF AS FAGIGOACAN'TTAKEITANYMOREB&ASEGV*YBASF A FASFAS&#T5&*# GBOD!
We Still fought hard, however. The Legionnaire was Deep red and it was IMPOSSIBLE to dent his HP, BUT WE TRIED! Here we see Yinyin BEATING HIS ASS
Because of INTERFERENCE from XTEAMING NEWTS AND EVILS, the Legionnaire defeated yinyin. But WE FIGHT FOR THE CAUSE! I knew I would lose! I dueled the NEWT anyway!
I KNEW I could not scratch him using normal fighting methods, so I took out my HAPPY STICK OF TEMPERATE FLUX AND PROCEEDED TO GO TO WORK ON HIS NEWT ASS! I spammed him for about two minutes, and it was working QUITE well! But, alas, he CHEATED! Such is the way of the newts :(
OMFG DID YOU SEE THAT? I WAS WINNING BUT HE HAD TO CHEAT IT IS TOTAL BULLSHIT I HATE NEWTS FUCK FUCK NEWTS :(
So AFTER our WRONGFUL deaths, this EVIL TROLL tries to front! He was a newb that was all talkin' shit about KILLING US !! but when yinyin dueled him he backed off OMFG&@
In the end, I think we did pretty good, and until next time, STAY STRONG GOOD TEAM &@!!