Kiss Your Ass

by Jewel Kilcher & Steve Poltz


What time should I pick you up tonight
To make me seem more respectable
What kind of flowers should I bring your mother
To make me seem more delectable


I got no problem with family events
I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents
I'll do anything you ask
No matter the task
My whole purpose in life is just to kiss your ass


What kind of drugs should I take tonight
To make me seem like I'm introverted
What kind of porn mags should I bring your brother
To make me seem like I'm still perverted

I got no problem with family events
I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents
I'll do anything you ask
No matter the task
My whole purpose in life is just to kiss your ass

Teach me something I don't know
But I swear I'll be something someday
I strain my ears listening too hard to what you say


How many times should I cruise your block
On my teensy red tricycle
Screaming your name, sweetheart, in vain
This love stew has got me in a pickle


I got no problem with family events
I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents
I'll do anything you ask
No matter the task
You're just the director, baby, I'm the cast
You can be a slut, and I will be chaste
Cause my whole purpose in life
My whole purpose in life
My whole purpose in life
My whole purpose in life
My whole purpose in life is just to Kiss your ass




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