All about Mr Hankey the Christmas Pooh!
Mr Hankey's personality
- Happy
- Friendly...but...
- Can have Psychopathic tendencies
All about Mr Hankey!
Once upon a time, in the small town of Southpark, Kyle, an eight year old boy, was visited by this magical pooh.
This was because Cartman, his fat ass 'friend' was teasing him for being a jew. So here comes Mr Hankey to sort things out and make everyone realise that we can all live together in harmony, regardless of our religion!
Unfortunately, Mr Hankey wrote on the mirror in pooh, refused to talk to anyone but Kyle, sang little songs, and eventually had Kyle put in a mental home.
Here's is our little friend's song;
Mr Hankey the Christmas pooh
He loves me and I love you
Therefore that means he loves you
Even if you're a jew
Sometimes He's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve,
He might come to your town!
Mr Hankey's favourite phrase is Hi de ho!
He greatly enjoys getting Kyle into deep trouble, then making friends again, later.
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