Compiled by Rose and Angie
Taken from James Cameron, Titanic, and fanfic.
I am going to start with a quote
from the director of Titanic, the most awesomerific dude ever as far as
movie-making goes, James Cameron.
It was a chick flick set in
1912, it was three hours long, and everybody dies in the end—how could it
possibly be successful?
Now, we will go on to the quotes
that I find funny.
Tommy Ryan:
If this is the direction the
rats are heading, it's good enough for me!
Captain Smith:
Well, I believe you may get
your headlines, Mr. Ismay.
Rose:
What do you mean, no, I won't?
Don't presume to tell me what I will and will not do! You don't know me!
What? You think a first class
girl can't drink?
I'm through being polite,
Goddammit! Now, take me down.
I believe you are blushing,
Monsieur Big Artiste. I can't imagine Monsieur Monet blushing.
Jack and Rose:
Jack: Rose! You're so stupid.
Why did you do that, huh? You're so stupid, Rose. Why did you do that? Why?
Rose: You jump, I jump, right?
Jack: Right.
Rose: Oh, God! I couldn't go.
I couldn't go, Jack.
Jack:
That's what everybody says
but, with all due respect, Miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship
here. Come on. C'mon, give me your hand. You don't want to do this.
Good! Now try and hit the same
mark again. (Rose chops again, missing the first hole by about three feet.) Okay.
That's enough practice.
Rose, you're no picnic, all
right? You're a spoiled little brat, even, but under that, you're the most
amazingly, astounding, wonderful girl, woman that I've ever known...
(Stepping into the water after
Rose rescues him.) Oh, shit, this is cold! Shit, shit, shit!
I don't know about you, but I
intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all this.
Molly Brown:
Why do they always have to
announce dinner like a damn cavalry charge?
Steward, Jack, and Rose:
Steward: What do you think
you're doing? You'll have to pay for that, you know! That's White Star Line
property.
Jack and Rose: Shut up!
Male Passenger and Jack:
Male Passenger: Yea, though I
walk through the valley of the shadow of death...
Jack: You wanna walk a little
faster through that valley there?
Bruce Ismay and Thomas Andrews:
Ismay: But this ship can't
sink!
Andrews: She is made of iron,
sir. I assure you, she can.
Cal:
(Laughing.) I put the diamond
in the coat. (Pauses.) And I put the coat on her!
Finally, we go to the fan fiction
quotes, but I only have one.
Jack:
… but this ship has yet to
have a collision with an iceberg, so I suppose they are doing something right.
(Falling Stars, by Anne Blair)