Hall Of Fame
I will give out awards to those who impress me, being in my "hall of fame" is more precious then any awards I can give out. More are coming soon, so visit often.
My "Most Worn Out Penis" award goes to John Prager for screwing each one of the backstreet boys 101 times! (though he had to blindfold them, then pay them obscene amounts of money...)
My "Smartest man alive" award goes to George Carlin for seeing through all the bullshit in the world and showing the way.
My "Slickest man alive" award goes to Bill Clinton, unless you lived in a cave for the last 3 years, I don't need to explain why.
My "Best taste in music" award goes to Chrissy for loving all the best bands
My "Worst lier" award goes Nelson Jordan coz he gets this look in his eye and voice change every time he lies
HALL OF FAME!
Head from the best band in the world, Korn. He is just so cool.
Fred Durst for poping out that kick ass track "All in there family"
Joithan Davis for fronting the Best band in the world, and thinking up "all in the family"