About Neo
My name is Neo
Hi-de-ho locals, I am Neo, I have wasted my life on this planet for, oh, about 16 years now, In that time i have learned a few lessons.
1- Be mean to people you don't know, and walk up to total strangers and call them weirdos. You will see some of the funniest looks you could ever imagine!
2- If you find a dollar bill on the street, in a toilet, sticking out of an abandoned purse, or in a stranger's pocket, TAKE IT! Every cent counts!
3- Tell lies and spread rumors about all of your friends, if they get pissed and kill you, they never were true friends.
4- life is very unfair and it just plain sucks sometimes, SUCK BACK! When your life is unfair make life unfair for others! It's only right!
My hobbies are fairly normal, they include roller blading, video games, getting on the internet, listening to hard rock music, having cyber sex, making holes in my action figures and sticking a fire cracker in them, throwing a large red ball in the air and catching it, jumping up and down for no reason, and I love cats, cats are cute (yeah, we all know you like pussy, Neo...mwahahaa - Sephy).
When asked what I look for in the ideal woman, I would say that she needs to have at LEAST 3 arms and 18 fingers, be at least 400 pounds, have no hair (not counting ass and pit hair), be able to beat me up, love watching monkeys mate on the discovery channel, and of course, she need's to be homeless and smell like week old fish left frying on a rock in the middle of the summer. Plus it would be good if she had fleas too!
About Sephy
And my name is Sephiroth!
Hey, kids, you like violence? well, don't stick nine inch nails through each of your eyelids...kill hanson! that's my motto. I'm Sephy, and I've spent life on this planet as a "waster" for 18 years now, and will carry on til I finish, due to excess partying, and having fun (due in about...ooh, a VERY short time, at the current rate). Anyways, here's my rules in life...follow them , and you will be happy
1- Take every opportunity you have, to talk to strangers, who look nice (ESPECIALLY girls), but preferably avoid the ones with 9 inch knives stuck down their pants, or dynamite strapped to their backs...they're known as David, and Chris Hardy...
2- ALWAYS make fun of people who sound and act like pricks... you'll make a lot of people very happy, and get funny looks off the prick (good if he has ginger hair/looks like a sheep, turned inside out, then morphed into Chris Evans...
3- Talk to Adults like you would to your friends... If they talk back, they're fun, but if they get pissed, and ignore you, they're boring ****'s... well...most of them :)
4- Life going down the drain? I agree with Neo...SUCK AS MUCH AS YOU CAN... it sure as hell makes life seem fairer.
My hobbies are VERY normal for a guy of my age...listening to metal, preferably VERY heavy, playing with my, and my friend's pussy (cat, although ANY pussy is good...), watching wrestling, watching funny films like SpaceBalls (hehee, they make me laugh like a crazy perverted fool (no change there then - ed)) AND!... cyber sex (VERY occasionally...which reminds me...i only charge $1...e-mail me if you want any favors.
hmm...anyway, what do i find attractive in a girl? DIFFICULT question...but here goes... fit, attractive...hot...drool...medium height...personality...mmm...donuts...tacks....boobies....Jen....*snicker*...scream, girl....*snicker again*....ah, i have tackies in my boobies...ah, where was I ? oh, I dont really know what kinda things in a girl turns me on, ok? basic supermodel, i guess. now QUIT HASSLIN ME, OK? thanx
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1- Take every opportunity you have, to talk to strangers, who look nice (ESPECIALLY girls), but preferably avoid the ones with 9 inch knives stuck down their pants, or dynamite strapped to their backs...they're known as David, and Chris Hardy...
2- ALWAYS make fun of people who sound and act like pricks... you'll make a lot of people very happy, and get funny looks off the prick (good if he has ginger hair/looks like a sheep, turned inside out, then morphed into Chris Evans...3- Talk to Adults like you would to your friends... If they talk back, they're fun, but if they get pissed, and ignore you, they're boring ****'s... well...most of them :)4- Life going down the drain? I agree with Neo...SUCK AS MUCH AS YOU CAN... it sure as hell makes life seem fairer.Home