NEO'S THANK YOUS!

I would like to thank:

• My mother, for putting up with me all these years
• My Father, for all the many things he has done for me.
• My grandfather, Pap, the coolest person I know
• All of my friends, like Chrissy, april, Tiffany, and everyone in the lil' gang I hang out with.
• My friend Nelson for hanging out with me, and no matter how much of an asshole I have been, always being there.
• Seph, my partner in crime, for keeping me in a good mood and making me laugh, and being one of my best friends, on, or offline.
• Amy the best girl in the entire world and the best person I know.
• Magus for always pushing me to do better and never letting me rest. Thank you man, you keep me on my toes.
• Oddly, I wish to thank Vincent Valentine, as much as I hate that guy, he has always been in my life and I can honestly say, when he was around, i was never bored.
• My Grandmother for all the candy she has given me and for calling me her little grandson even though i am a foot taller then her
• Orlandu for alway's keeping me inline, and stoping me from getting a big head.
• Chris Amy's brother for keeping me entertained, and showing me what "richard simons wannabe" really means.
• My unkle Mike for teaching me alot about computer's and helping me when i had a problem.
• My aunt Jodi for just plain being there.
• My cousin Shawna for being a very close friend, more like a sister then a cousin.
• Lou, the DJ from the skate center, for playing all the cool music and keeping the place alive.
• My enemie john's bitchty Japanese teacher, for making his life hell. He complains about her constantly
• Mr. dei of johns high school for suspending john for a coment about his japanese teacher on his Thank you section of his web site...
• Last but not least... hans... for always being there, and there... and there... when i need him. and for loving ME the most.

I would like to thank the following people for insperation.

• George Lucas for those many star war's flick's we all know and love
• Fred Durst for rocking out like there is no tomarow
• Wes borland for showing me not to take shit from anyone
• Sam River's, John Otto, and DJ Leathel for busting out those phat ass beat's
• Head From korn for being so damn cool!
• Jonithan Davis who has inspired me to dance like a damn fool
• Fieldy, Munky, David from korn for the same reason as jon davis
• my pap pap, for teaching to be laid back.

people who can die screaming in a blazing inferno

• Nathin for being a short pimp shrimp... and hitting on john repetedly at the skate center... and slaping his ass
• N'sync for disgracing music everywhere
• spice girl's (see above)
• Backstreet boy's (see above)
• Five (see above)
• Jenifer lopez (see above)
• briteny spears (see above)
• 98 degrees (see above)
• new kid's on the block (see above)
• john's mom for buying n'sync, bsb, 98 degrees, new kid's on the block, etc
• John, for being born, and..... well... being him(a sheep shagging, inbread asslicking bunghole)

  SEPH'S THANK YOUS!

  The following is a list of people I want to thank.

  I would like to thank:

  • Hans, that one eyed three legged sheep.. for always being here... and loving ME most...
  • My mother, for likin' all the right kinds'a music, unlike John's mom, and being able to teach me to be talkative, and not give a damn about being refused by girls. (not that that's happened at all)
  • My Father, for being real mellow, and liking films like gladiator and Star Wars
  • My aunt Jenny, for appearing in newspapers, and making the family famous (oh yeah, and she's a dj too...and lets me have dj'ed parties for free)
  • All of my friends, like Nick, Daz, Shep, Alun and everyone else that hangs with me at any opportunity.
  • My friend Ro for helping me out, and hanging with me, whatever I've done, or whatever's wrong in my life (and vice versa...hey that's what good friends're for...look out for each other)
  • Neo for being one'a my longest standing friends on the net, making it feel as if i actually know him irl...
  • Shawna, for being a damn cool girl, and passing me ALL the best books (she knows what I mean).
  • Dena, for being one of the best girl friends anyone could possibly know...support to the very end...
  • I also wish to thank Vince, for, no matter how much of an idiot he was to everyone, always making me laugh my ass off, and giving me an open target for practical jokes.
  • my grandpop for giving me the biggest stereo system i ever saw, and always letting me stay over if i need it. oh yeah, and he likes all the cool bands too.
  • my personal tutor, Mary, for talking to me like her friend, and not some stupid pupil (you'd have to hear the conversations to believe it...we end up talking about bands and clubs instead of work)
  • Chris, Amy's brother, for showing me the definition of a "numbnuts".
  • My best friend's brother, Shep, for, even though he's only 14, showing me how to wrestle like a full grown adult (he can lift 170lbs and double powerbomb it).
  • ME, for being here for myself, and talking things over between the two of us.
  • the 7 foot 2 dj at Club 101, for letting me in for cheap, and helpin' me out in general.

  I would like to thank the following people for insperation.

  • Jim Carrey, Leslie Nielson and other comedians like them damn, i just love funny people.
  • Fred Durst for basically being a god to me.
  • Jonithan Davis - see above (hey, i can have more than one god, right?)
  • ICP, for a) being a cool band, and b) not takin' any shit from anyone (see their Slim Anus song, after Eminem dissed them)
  • Head From KoRn for being so damn cool!
  • Jonithan Davis who has inspired me to dance like a damn fool, just like Neo.
  • Fieldy, Munky and David from KoRn for the same reason as Jon Davis
  • my friend, Pam, for teaching me how to avoid nasty looking girls who try an' cling to me, with a mix of primula cheese, thick glasses, and fake bum fluff beard (DON'T EVEN ASK!... use your imagination)

  people who can die listening to hanson

  • My "friend", david, for calling me EVERY DAMN SECOND OF THE DAY! even if i only saw him 10 minutes earlier...i swear he's stalking me sometimes...
  • Sarah, for being really bitchy, and trying to give me a bad rep' around girls.
  • N'sync for disgracing music everywhere
  • spice girls (see above)
  • Backstreet boys (see above)
  • Five (see above)
  • Jenifer lopez (see above)
  • brittany spears (see above)
  • 98 degrees (see above)
  • new kids on the block (see above)
  • HANSON! (eww...) (see above)
  • Barney the purple poontang eating paedophilic dinosaur, for plain being there.
  • John Prager, for being Barney's role model (well, at least he didn't become an inbreeding animal fucker...)
    

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