Quotes
Welcome to my quotes section!!!
Enjoy!!!!
Quote of the week!
"I enjoy being sucked by Xanth's pikachu's, though I prefer being squirtled by a Tauros!"
-MoonShade Warrior
Quotes from Video Games
"whats this? it feels warm...squishy..."
"JUSTIN! YOU PERVERT! [slap]"
-Justin and Feena from "Grandia"
"True Warriors need women?! My love is my sword!"
"I'd stay away from thoughts like that if I were you..."
-Dekar and Guy from "Lufia 2, Rise of the Sinistrals"
"Not "Ghaleon" my dear Quark! MAGIC EMPEROR GHALEON!"
-Magic Emporer Ghaleon from "Lunar: Silver star story complete"
"Those who underestimate the power of the human spirit or destined to fail... And that means you Ghaleon!"
-Dragonmaster Alex from "Lunar: Silver star story complete"
"What a night! I had myself another night of wine, women, and song! Just between you and me, I think I had a little to much wine... BUT THE WOMEN DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND! [Burp]"
-Kyle from "Lunar: Silver star story complete"
Quotes from Friends
"GODDAMNIT!! You made white stuff come out my nose!!! And there are little chucks of cookie in it!"
-John Prager
"Why are my nuts so addictive?"
-Seph
"stop holding my nuts! and don't eat them either..."
-Seph's mom
"HOLY GOD!! I'm lucky I was able to swollow that!!"
-John Prager
"DAMNIT! Tiffany and I were gonna learn to polka!"
-John Prager
"I would like a very very large penis with extra cream."
-John Prager
"This is my biggest dream at this moment... and it's a wet one!"
-John Prager
"Those country singers these days... you know, at the rate they inbread, country music will pleage the earth for years to come, he he, I said come..."
-John Prager
Sluts don't belong on the street, April, they belong in my bedroom!
-John Prager
JUST 'COZ I'M GAY DOESN'T MEAN I FINGER MYSELF EVERY TUESDAY DAMNIT!!!
-John Prager
I'm a gay little fairy, a gay little fairy, gay little fairy! WATCH ME DANCE!
-John Prager in this freaky ass dream i had(in real life too!!)
... but I AM a gay little fairy...
-John Prager in real life
"... why don't we ever put quotes on our page that make us look.. you know.. strait..."
"Well because your a dickhead, and because its to much of a streach to make you look strait.. I mean look at how you dress!"
-John Prager
"It was kinda hard to be around Tiff tonite, I hope that goes away soon"
"I hear tight underwear helps..."
John and myself
"Why are you wearing my underwear John"
-Johns mom
"John, all your friends want my body(I laughed for 15 minutes strait at that one)"
-John's mom
"John stop touching it, I'll tell you when it gets hard!"
-Johns mom
"John don't stick a fish up there!"
-Tiffany(John's ex-girlfriend)
"There's a hole in my crotch!!!!"
-Tiffany
"Show me a home, where the buffalo roam, and I'll show you a place thats full of shit."
-My pap
"Even Porn can't distract me from my pokemon!!!"
-Nelson Jordon
"If I ever get that desprite, I'll always have my horse, and he makes John look just plain shrimpy!"
-Shawna
"I am a good she bitch"
-Shawna
" I had a dream, I just kept blowin' 'em and blowen' 'em (talk about john prager)"
-Shawna
" I am a big cocksucker"
-Shawna
"If it was his ass that was talking it wouldn't be so bad(and would smell better too! mwa ha haa -Neo)"
-Shawna
"The last time Peirce and I had sex... his exact words were "is this the right hole?""
-Jessica(That fuckin' bitch)
Quotes from Online friends
"When I see my picture I say "Oh my God, he's hot!!" and then I realize that it's me and then I kiss myself."
-some dude in a MIRC chat
" I refuse to know someone who doesn't skate for Old Navy when asked to! I've lost too many friends that way!! "
-Magus
"Trent Rezner is not as scary as he used to be, my friend was watching the MTV award's stoned and thought he was a bunny!"
-Magus
"I am We Tar Dead, Sofa King We Tar Dead"
-Tonberry
"I am the kung fu duck of doom Artisans, so you may want to FEAR ME!! QUACK QUACK!!"
-Celes
"If he EVER puts a pikachu in my pants again I'll KILL him!!!!"
-MoonShade Warrior
"Why is it that if a guy talks dirty to a girl on the phone, its sexual harrasment.. but if a girl talks dirty to a guy on the phone... its 4.69 a minute?"
-MoonShade Warrior
Quotes from movies
"ow, i think you broke my arm!"
"there are 215 bones in the human body, that's one!"
-guard in mental institute and Sarah Connor from "The Terminator 2"
"Wouldn't it be great if wars could just be fought by the assholes that start them?"
-Kevin Costner in "the postman"
"Tell me Valek, after 600 years, how's that dick workin'? pretty good?"
-Jack Crow from "John Carpenters "Vampires""
"Did they look like psychos? no, they were VAMPIRES! psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them! I don't care how fuckin' crazy you are!"
-from Seth gecko in From duck till dawn
"My own brother a goddamn shit sucking VAMPIRE! Wait till mom finds out buddy!"
-Sam from "The lost boys"
"They pulled a mind scramble on us! They opened their eyes and talked!"
- Edger Frog from "The lost boys"
"One thing about livin' in santa carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires"
-Grandpa from The lost boys
Quotes from Television
"Bob dole likes viagra"
-Bob Doler
"I myself have never peed in the bosses coffee pot, though i have suggested the coffee tastes salty and winked on occasion"
-Dennis Miller
"one guy was walking a tight rope over the grand canyon, another guy was getting oral sex from a 90 year old woman... they were both thinking the exact same thing... "don't look down""
-Rodney Dangerfield
"An Australian woman taught me to use the boomerang, I got a case of VD that keeps coming back!"
-Rodney Dangerfield
"Lets talk about the upside of being insane... you can kill someone and not do any real time... every thing on TV is funny..."
-Adam from "love line"
"What are the odds of blood coming out af a mans penis three times in a row!?"
-Adam from "love line"
"Whoever coined the phrase "let the buyer beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole!"
-George Carlin
"When I'm in the men's bog in a prison, I tend not to look around. It's like playing golf: I concentrate on me grip, keep me eye on the ball, and try not to veer off to the side."
-Lister from "Red Dwarf"
"I think that Amish robot was drunk"
-Andy from "The Conan O'Brian show"
"I I HAVE A PENIS AND A BRAIN AND ONLY ENOUGH BLOOD TO RUN ONE AT A TIME"
-Robin Williams
"If my microwave calls me gay one more time..."
-Conan from "the Conan O'Brian show"
"He's always pushing booty lube... That?s why he's always sliding off his seat!"
--Conan from "the Conan O'Brian show"
"how can something so small and delicate be such a FILTHY WHORE!"
-Tryumph the insult comic dog on "the Conan O'Brian show"
"this one winks at you coming and going! I have to oil you down bitch!"
-Tryumph the insult comic dog on "the Conan O'Brian show"
"Ya i was on a role too... It seems I was dating three guys at work."
-Oswald from "The Drew Carey show"
Quotes from Us
"I did it all for the nookie... and Failed miserably!"
-Neo
"happieness is like pissing your pants.. everyone can SEE it but only YOU can feel it"
-Neo
"What a girl like Christina Aguilera wants for Christmas is a lot of deaf relatives and fans"
-Neo
"He died as he lived.. stinky and moist."
-Neo
"where the hell did lou bega go???"
-Neo
"kurt kobain died for your sins"
-Neo
"Natures calling and its collect"
-Neo
"I will have you know... I have COOL tights!"
-Neo
"Allen Karida(seph) and I made up a story about a one eyed three legged sheep named hans who lost its eye in a threesome with bill Clinton and Richard Simons"
-Neo
"ooh... squishy"
-Neo(DON'T ASK!!)
Marquita hurt my crotch again. She kept slamming her
big fat ass into my crotch. It hurt like hell, almost as much as that
time she grabbed and squeezed my nads...freak dancing is
DANGEROUS!"
-Neo
"Colton, you don't use a fork to eat that."
"Ohhhhh! I see! So it's like a pie eating contest? You stick your hands behind you back and dive in, right?"
-John and Neo
"Its pretty bad when you can't get any from a girl who gives it away to farm animals..."
Neo
I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
-Neo
"Nathan! For the last time, STOP HUMPING THE CHAIR!"
-Neo
"Nathan! If you don't stop you will give the chair herpies!"
-Neo
"#1- Get off of me right now, #2- get your knee out of my ass!"(talking to nathan.. that little fudgepacker)
-Neo
"God looks suprisingly like Jerry Garcia"
-Neo
"I don't think waiting for marrage is such a great idea... Your wedding night is NOT the night to find out your mate for life can only aroused by watching you squat on a coffee table wairing a hoola skirt"
-Neo
"So, John's mom, is it true that your son's taking you from both sides? are you enjoying it?"
-Sephy
"You'd be surprised where you can fit a chicken"
-Sephy
"COLTON(Neo) MADE MY PANTS ALL WET!"
-Sephy
"Man I need more quotes on the Quote page.."
-Sephy
Quotes from Wrestling
"You seem to be fixated on that large mans ass"
-J.R.
"Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"
"There's a Uranus joke there somewhere, but I don't want to touch it."
-J.R. and Jerry Lawler
"The thought of you as a credible and believable champion is an idea even more ridiculously enhanced than your breasts"
-God(otherwise known as Chris Jericho)
"I'm not a biology major, but I don't think I have any poontang..."
Mick Foley
"She's from Intercourse, Pennsylvania?!?"
"I heard that'd near Blueball..."
-Jerry Lollar and J.R.
I want to point out that Canada is the only nation that has a queen on one side of their coin, and a beaver on the other... thats just wrong!
Al Snow
Quotes from Music
"Please give me some shit to work with, coz right now I'm all it kid, suck my dick kid, like your daddy did"
-Jonithan Davis in "All in the family"
"GET THE POO POO OFF MY BUM BUM!"
-Tom green in "The bum bum song"
"I can't take no more, what are we fighting for? you are my brothers, each one I would die for, please just let it go, all our heads are blown, lets take the stage and remember what we play for"
"I'd stay away from thoughts like that if I were you..."
"Well because your a dickhead, and because its to much of a streach to make you look strait.. I mean look at how you dress!"
"I hear tight underwear helps..."
"there are 215 bones in the human body, that's one!"
"Ohhhhh! I see! So it's like a pie eating contest? You stick your hands behind you back and dive in, right?"
"There's a Uranus joke there somewhere, but I don't want to touch it."
"I heard that'd near Blueball..."
-from Jonithan Davis in "Wake up"
"Silence is not the way, We need to talk about it, heaven is on the way, we'll wrap the world around it"
-from Gavin Rosdale in "Letting the cables sleep"
"Are you READY!?!?!?"
-Jonithan Davis in "Blind"
"to a world that never appreciated shit... You suck my dick and fucking like it!"
-Jonithan Davis in "Faggot"
"BOOBIES!!!!!"
-Tom from Blink 182
"You 14 year old REALLY need to put your shirts back on... coz' i don't wanna go to jail..."
-Tom from Blink 182
"Its not fun to dance in jail..."
-Tom from Blink 182
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-Jonithan Davis in "Blind"
"to a world that never appreciated shit... You suck my dick and fucking like it!"
-Jonithan Davis in "Faggot"
"BOOBIES!!!!!"
-Tom from Blink 182
"You 14 year old REALLY need to put your shirts back on... coz' i don't wanna go to jail..."
-Tom from Blink 182
"Its not fun to dance in jail..."
-Tom from Blink 182
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-Tom from Blink 182
"You 14 year old REALLY need to put your shirts back on... coz' i don't wanna go to jail..."
-Tom from Blink 182
"Its not fun to dance in jail..."
-Tom from Blink 182
Home
-Tom from Blink 182
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