If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced > enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!) > > If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced > to create the energy of an atomic bomb. > > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to > squirt blood 30 feet. > > A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a > pig!) > > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. > > On average people fear spiders more than they do death. > > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....) > > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (I'm still not > over that pig thing!) > > You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. > > Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. > > Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. > > You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous > spider. > > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed > people do. > > In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including > their eyebrows and eyelashes. > > A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. > > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight > and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. > > Polar bears are left handed. > > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for > an animal having the most taste buds. > > The flea can jump 350 times its body length, It's like a human jumping the > length of a football field. > > A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to > death. (Creepy!) > > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its > body. > > The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. (Honey, I'm > home.. what the...) > > Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a > pig...quality over quantity!) > > Butterflies taste with their feet. > > Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. > > A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. > > An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. > > Starfishes haven't got brains. > > Women may want to re-evaluate their contention that "Men are Pigs" >

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