> The subject should be 'dangerous pickup lines'... > > > > > > >From: root > > >To: bseroka@hotmail.com > > >Subject: pickup lines > > >Date: Mon, 27 Sep 1999 09:54:25 -0400 > > > > > >hey baby... > > > > > > 1= Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible > > > urge to plant you right here! > > > 2= Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go > > > screw > > > 3= Just call me milk, I'll do your body good > > > 4= Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere > > > I want to be > > > 5= Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? > > > 6= I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed > > > Rock > > > 7= I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one > > > talking to you > > > 8= My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going > > > and going > > > 9= That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, > > > I'd be coming too > > > 10=Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, > > > you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away > > > 11= I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone > > > beat me to it > > > 12= I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would > > > like to "tinker" around with > > > 13= You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb > > > 14= If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be > > > McGorgeous > > > 15= Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants > > > 16= I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed > > > Thrasher, have you seen one? > > > 17= I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I > > > could ride you all day long for a quarter > > > 18= Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll > > > slam you all night long > > > 19= If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep > > > until the afternoon > > > 20= Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag > > > 21= If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town > > > 22= Guy: "Would you like to dance?" > > > Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't > > > dance with you" > > > Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, > > > I said you look fat in those pants" > > > 23= Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have > > > lost mine > > > 24= I look good on you > > > 25= I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house > > > 26= If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, > > > can I visit you between the Holidays? > > > 27= You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so > > > what's one more going to hurt? > > > 28= Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda? > > > 29= I love every bone in your body - especially mine > > > 30= Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize? > > > 31= You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty > > > is only a light switch away > > > 32= Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a fuck is out of > > > the question > > > 33= Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead? > > > 34= I lost my bed, can I borrow yours? > > > 35= You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy > > > 36= My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, > > > nead till hard, and serve hot > > > 37= Are your legs tired, because you've been running through > > > my mind all day long > > > 38= You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala > > > 39= Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want > > > to leave home without me > > > 40= Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home > > > when I met the girl of my dreams > > > 41= The word for the night is legs, legs go back to my room > > > and spread the word > > > 42= Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, > > > dangerous curves ahead, yield? > > > 43= Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be > > > screaming it all night long > > > 44= I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think > > > he went into this cheap motel room > > > 45= Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons > > > 46= Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go > > > Choo choo > > > 47= You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that. > > > 48= The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more > > > room for your tongue > > > 49= Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" > > > Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore" > > > 50= Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the > > > roof of your mouth > > > 51= Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick? > > > > >

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