> The subject should be 'dangerous pickup lines'...
> >
> >
> > >From: root
> > >To: bseroka@hotmail.com
> > >Subject: pickup lines
> > >Date: Mon, 27 Sep 1999 09:54:25 -0400
> > >
> > >hey baby...
> > >
> > > 1= Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible
> > > urge to plant you right here!
> > > 2= Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go
> > > screw
> > > 3= Just call me milk, I'll do your body good
> > > 4= Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere
> > > I want to be
> > > 5= Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
> > > 6= I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed
> > > Rock
> > > 7= I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one
> > > talking to you
> > > 8= My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going
> > > and going
> > > 9= That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you,
> > > I'd be coming too
> > > 10=Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King,
> > > you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away
> > > 11= I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone
> > > beat me to it
> > > 12= I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would
> > > like to "tinker" around with
> > > 13= You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb
> > > 14= If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be
> > > McGorgeous
> > > 15= Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants
> > > 16= I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
> > > Thrasher, have you seen one?
> > > 17= I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I
> > > could ride you all day long for a quarter
> > > 18= Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll
> > > slam you all night long
> > > 19= If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep
> > > until the afternoon
> > > 20= Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag
> > > 21= If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town
> > > 22= Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
> > > Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't
> > > dance with you"
> > > Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me,
> > > I said you look fat in those pants"
> > > 23= Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have
> > > lost mine
> > > 24= I look good on you
> > > 25= I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house
> > > 26= If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas,
> > > can I visit you between the Holidays?
> > > 27= You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so
> > > what's one more going to hurt?
> > > 28= Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
> > > 29= I love every bone in your body - especially mine
> > > 30= Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize?
> > > 31= You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
> > > is only a light switch away
> > > 32= Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a fuck is out of
> > > the question
> > > 33= Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
> > > 34= I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
> > > 35= You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
> > > 36= My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me,
> > > nead till hard, and serve hot
> > > 37= Are your legs tired, because you've been running through
> > > my mind all day long
> > > 38= You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala
> > > 39= Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want
> > > to leave home without me
> > > 40= Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home
> > > when I met the girl of my dreams
> > > 41= The word for the night is legs, legs go back to my room
> > > and spread the word
> > > 42= Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet,
> > > dangerous curves ahead, yield?
> > > 43= Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be
> > > screaming it all night long
> > > 44= I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think
> > > he went into this cheap motel room
> > > 45= Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons
> > > 46= Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go
> > > Choo choo
> > > 47= You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
> > > 48= The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more
> > > room for your tongue
> > > 49= Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
> > > Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"
> > > 50= Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the
> > > roof of your mouth
> > > 51= Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
> > >
> >
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