Two yankees are driving through Texas, when they get pulled over by a
State Trooper. The Trooper walks up, taps on the window with his
nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and WHACK! ... The trooper
smacked him right on top of the head with the stick.
The driver finally comes to and asks, " What the hell was that for!?"
The Trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When we pull you over, you
better have your license ready when we get to your car."
Not wanting to make his situation with the law any worse, the driver
says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here." The Trooper runs a
check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license
back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The
passenger rolls his window down, and WHACK! The trooper smacks him with
the nightstick also. After he recovers, the somewhat dazed passenger
asks, "Holy smokes, Man!! ... What did you do that for?" The cop
answers, "Just making your wishes come true."
Still incredulous, the passenger follows up with, "Huh?" The Trooper
says, "I know how you yankees are! Two miles down the road you're gonna
say, "I wish that redneck bastard would've tried that shit with me!'"
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