Who gets the girl?

This won't necessarily make any sense...*not that I ever DO make any sense) so bear with me. It's 7:50 and my family hates me so while they all have LIVES on Monday nights, I get to sit at home. Here goes...every single webpage out there seems to be about a couple...T.K. and Kari, Davis and Kari, Matt and Sora, Matt and Mimi, Tai and Sora, Tai and Mimi (My God...this one STILL scares me!), Izzy and Mimi, Izzy and Yolei, Ken and Yolei...yadda yadda yadda...you get the drift. The question is now...every guy has two girls...OR the GIRL has two guys...so I wanna know...who gets the guy? Yammit...screw those self centered girls with no dress sence *'sides 01 Meems*, the fangirls deserve the guys! *Evil glare at anyone who even LOOKS at Izzy* Ok ok ok...back to the show now...let's say that Sora gets Matt. (Which seems to be the case ANVYWAY...) then Tai has a broken heart, and he's stuck with Meems. Now Meems is ok...for a stupid pink haired might as well be blonde prep! But with Tai?? I'm sorry...I can't imagine Tai being STUPID enough to go with MEEMS!! So then...Tai can have Sora. But then MATT gets Mimi...but Matt, cute, adorable, rock star with a swexy voice Matt, ends up with the pink head! So the real question here is: Who gets Sora? Now, let's say that Izzy gets Yolei. Perfect couple, right? Uh, WRONG!! As cool as Yolei is *it's the glasses, I swear...viva la GLASSES!*, she was NEVER MEANT FOR IZZY! And besides, if this happens, poor Ken with his awesome indigo hair, is left broken hearted. And nobody cares about Mimi. So then Izzy gets Mimi *stiffling back scream* and Yolei is happy with her Ken-Kun. But my poor Izzy...he's stuck with Mimi!! So the question HERE is, who gets Yolei? Then there's Kari. Let's say that T.K. gets Kari. Cute couple, and they obviously like each other. But what about poor, small haired, copy cat, panty stealing, stupid Davish? He'll be broken...and he tries SO HARD for Kari. Ok...Davis gets Kari then...uh...what about TEEK, then? See, little Angel Kari here can't break her "perfect streak" so it's one or nothing....and either way somebody gets hurt. Now, of course, Izzy could always have me, and Davis could hook up with Yolei, sure, they would kill each other, but I'd be happy. Then, there's always Yaoi, but that's for another time, another rant...'sides...this was called Who gets the GIRL?? Seriously...somebody needs to make up their minds 'bout who gets who...and we need more girls in the group...cuz then ALL the guys are happy. Uh, yeah, whatever...no one cares about Cody anyway. Thanx for your time, *If you have any...I know that I don't* I'll go somewhere else now. *Crawls into hole*

By Guest Artist: Princess Snickers