"But now I can talk very openly about...s-e-x."
"Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor."
"Boy, am I ever doing nothing?"
"Who turned on the dark?"
"It looks like a tomato ketchup stain to me."
"It maybe stupid, but at least its dumb."
"Why do I always have to be the dumb one?"
"You, you said that if I make dinner and made my bed every night that I could have a pet."
"Oh yeah, wellt his gun says I go."
"It can't be you every week, Davy."
"I'm the dummy, Micky. I'm always the dummy."
"It's me, the face."
