"I'll love you twice as much on Friday cause I want the weekends off!"
"Age only matters if you're cheese."
"I, myself, am deeply jealous."
"My mommy won't let me play with toys that burn, bash, scratch or go boom."
"I'm the 23 hour doorman. I use to be the 24 hour doorman but I couldn't take the long hours."
"Well, my mother use to call me goo goo eyes."
"Hey you got some friends Pete, bring 'em over someday!"
"Peter we're gonna try and scare ya, so don't be scared."
"Not now, this is a family show!"
"Whenever a pussy cat cries they tear off its head, then the holler in it's ear, then they put the head back on the body. I don't know how it stays alive!"
"Just proves how far out in the country we really are...the milkman doesn't even deliever here."
"A minute and twelve seconds...that's a new meeting record."
"No, no, no...you monk the cookie...cook the Monkee then find the cookie."
"I didn't say we made money...I said we sing."
"It's not the passing beyond that mothers us so much...it's the coming back."
