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OUR PRIVACY STATEMENT
(subtitled): Isn't The Internet An Amazing Thing?
Like the old addage says: "Absolute power corrupts absolutely". The Internet has obviously caused a vast number of individuals to derive a great sense of power, to the point where these people have little or no regard for anyone else's basic right to privacy and security.
We're definitely begining to see signs of this corrupt, destructive and power hungry attitude invading and perverting what we believe (with the possible exception of Outer Space) to be THE VERY LAST FRONTIER.
We consider it a privlage and an honor to assist our customers in protecting and maintaining their right to privacy while they're out exploring and enjoying adventures in our little part of THE LAST FRONTIER.
We strive to do our best to help people such as yourself feel safe, confident, and secure while shopping at our sites. Our goal is to build up this confidence by practicing and promoting the following principles of disclosure and fair information practices.
We are SERIOUSLY COMMITTED to PROTECTING YOUR PRIVACY! We NEVER give out ANY personal information, and we SINCERELY HOPE that in doing OUR part, we can help STAMP OUT these dreaded online afflictions in our lifetime!
Questions regarding this statement should be directed to
Or, send a MILLENNI-O-GRAM! If the Web site has not responded to your inquiry within seven days or your inquiry has not been satisfactorily addressed, please contact us at 541-396-7368, or you may snailmail us at:
Dubl-U/Dubl-U Enterprises
405 Spruce Street Ste 7A
Myrtle Point, OR 97458
Privacy Principles
Because your privacy is important to us, our sites shall adhere to the following principles:
ONE:
Our sites will specifically ask when information that personally identifies you is required or allows us to contact you. In general, this information is requested when placing an order or when entering a contest and is used, in addition to bookkeeping and tax recording, for these intended purposes ONLY.
TWO:
Our Company, sites and affiliates will only use your Personal Information to complete services and for fullfilling contractural agreements with customers and our neccesary Affiliates and Sponsors.
THREE:
If at any time we intend to use Personal Information for a Secondary Use, we will provide you with the option, and instructions on how to decline this service. You may also stop the delivery of informational or promotional mail from our sites by following the unsubscribe instructions on the mail.
FOUR:
Any of our sites which may be primarily directed at children will not use Personal Information for a Secondary Use without obtaining the consent of a parent or guardian. Whenever possible, these sites shall provide parents with an e-mail notification explaining that their children have provided Personal Information, the email shall contain the disclosed information in full.
FIVE:
Our sites may disclose Personal Information, if required to do so by law or in the good-faith belief that such action is necessary to (a) conform to the edicts of the law or comply with legal process served on Dubl-U/Dubl-U Enterprises or our sites; (b) protect and defend the rights or property of Dubl-U/Dubl-U Enterprises, our sites, our affiliates and customers, and (c) to act under exigent circumstances to protect the personal safety of Dubl-U/Dubl-U Enterprises, our sites, affiliates or the public.
SIX:
If at any time you believe that our sites have not adhered to these principles, please notify us by e-mail at DublUDublU@cs.com and we will use all commercially reasonable efforts to promptly determine and correct the problem.
Dubl-U/Dubl-U Enterprises is committed to maintaining its reputation as posting premier, and totally awesome sites on the Internet. As our sites continue to develop, we may add new services and features. In the event that these additions affect our Privacy Statement, this document will be updated appropriately.
