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ESH's MIDI Barn!!

Your source for cheesy musical entertainment.

Thanks to Mike Jarboe of Dirt Road Molly for his recent correction of a country song title.

Welcome to ESH's MIDI Barn, Pardner!
For those of you who don't know, MIDI files (or MIDIS) are electronic sequences of songs - Kind of like sheet music for your computer. Some people can't stand MIDIs, as they are cheesy, low-grade recreations of the original songs.

But that's exactly why I love 'em!

See, the challenge is to try and get them as close as possible to the original. Some come close, but most fall tragically short.
For example, the Motel 6 theme song just
SCREAMS to be recreated in MIDI form, but I have yet to find a version that does the song justice. Here, have a listen.
If you have leads on a
good version of the Motel 6 song, lemme know (CLICK)

Anywho, click below on the title of the song you wanna hear.


I actually received someone's guess for the Super Mystery Tune which correctly identified the song.. but seeing as the guesser did not leave valid contact info, I'm considering the contest still open. Keep trying everyone!


There are two contests:
  • The world-famous Mystery Tune contest, which is just for fun.
    CLICK HERE to guess my latest mystery tune!!!

  • "The Super-Impossible To Guess Super Mystery Tune Identifying contest - This one's for an actual prize, folks! To the lucky winner - an autographed drawing by me! OK, OK, try to contain yourselves. (Make sure to leave the address to which you want it sent)
    Click HERE to play this unwinnable game!

If any songs fail to play, please LET ME KNOW, like good old Brian Basildon and Marie Davis did. Otherwise, I'll never notice it. And for the love of Pete- let's get a good guess going on the Super-Mystery tune.Come on, people. Seriously.

Congratulations to Peter L. for correctly identifying the latest mystery tune as "Theme from Six Feet Under"
Previous winners:
Kourtnie Avery, Minnesota
Elizabeth, New York City
Matthew Mokrzycki, Australia
Diana, Madrid (Spain)
Ken, Illinois
Russ, Iowa
Margaret, Freeport, MI
Michael Joce, England
Gazman, Cheshire (UK)
Gregg Hinton
Dr. Al, Yonkers,NY
Bob from Silverdale, Washington
Julien Gaudet
Sophie Brassard
David Grey
Aaron Halbert
Lindsay Brock
Vicki N. Bowers
Billy Walters

ESH's Top Ten!!!
  1. Frankenstein - The Edgar Winter Group
    Declared "The greatest rock instrumental in the history of Rock & Roll," by Gregg Hughes, of the Opie and Anthony Show, on XM Sattelite Radio.
  2. Down On the Corner -Credence Clearwater Revival
  3. Teen Spirit/Sweet Dreams/Brick in the Wall montage- A moving compilation of a number of rock songs.
  4. The Entertainer
  5. Theme from Star Trek Voyager
  6. Popcorn
  7. Rootbeer Rag - Billy JoelFIXED!
  8. Theme from Star Trek Deep Space Nine
  9. When The Saints Go Marching In
  10. Layla - Eric Clapton

To the Bazaar
Kingdoms Faire
Gallway Piper
Devil is Dead
Bard's Dance
Faerie Flight
Gary Owen Jig
A Jig
Kesh Jig
Lost Lore
Irish Rover
Mick McGuire

Basket Case- Green Day
The Way - Fastball
Cemetary Gates - Pantera
Glycerine - Bush
Hotel California - Eagles
Interstate Love Song - STP
Angry Young Man - Billy Joel
Still Rock & Roll to Me - Billy Joel
Moving Out - Billy Joel
Uptown Girl - Billy Joel
For the Longest Time - Billy Joel
Horse With No Name - Neil Young
Thriller - Michael Jackson
Beat It - Michael Jackson
Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson
Billy Jean - Michael Jackson
Rooster - Alice in Chains
No Excuses - Alice in Chains
Don't Follow - Alice in Chains
Dam That River - Alice in Chains
(Everyone Knows It's) Windy - The Association
Intro- Jeffrey Ryan Smoots
Wanderlust - Jeffrey Ryan Smoots
Double Star- Jeffrey Ryan Smoots
Other songs from Jeffrey Ryan Smoots
For more music by Jeffrey Ryan Smoots, CLICK HERE
Peaches - The Presidents of the USA
Living After Midnight - Judas Priest
What Is Love- Hadaway
War Pigs - Black Sabbath
American Pie- Don MacLean
Crocodile Rock- Elton John
My Name Is- Eminem
For the Longest Time- Billy Joel
Sweet Home Alabama- Lynard Skynard
Smooth-Carlos Santana
The Boxer- Simon and Garfunkel
Iron Man- Ozzy
Paranoid- Black Sabbath
Goodbye to Romance- Ozzy
Mr. Crowley- Ozzy
Walk This Way- Aerosmith
Dream On- Aerosmith
Another One Bites the Dust- Queen
Land Down Under- Men At Work
Johnny B. Goode-
Blister in the Sun- Violent Femmes
Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen
Cantaloop(Flip Fantasia)- US3
Cat's in the Cradle- Harry Chapin
Centerfold-J. Geils Band
Civil War- GNR
Eye of the Tiger- Survivor
Fat Bottomed Girls- Queen
When I Come Around- Greenday
Heaven's Door- Bob Dylan
Hocus Pocus- Focus
Sweet Child Of Mine- GNR
99 Ways to die- Megadeth
Smells Like Teen Spirit-Nirvana
Heart-Shaped Box- Nirvana
No More Tears- Ozzy
November Rain- GNR
Pink- Aerosmith
Mr. Brownstone- GNR
I Wanna Be Sedated- Ramones
The Final Countdown- Europe
Walkin' On The Sun- Smash Mouth
SweetEmotion- Aerosmith
CrazyTrain- Ozzy Osbourne
Stairway to Heaven- Led Zepplin

Zelda (Heavy Metal style)NEW!
Harry Potter
Alfred Hitchcock presents
Masters of the Universe (HE-MAN)
HE-MAN again
Star Wars medley
Mission Impossible
76 Trombones (from Music Man)
Mario Land
Back to the Future
Gilligans Island
Looney Tunes
The Monkees
Motel 6
Pink Panther
Quantum Leap
Star Trek:The Next Generation
Under the Sea
Tales From The Crypt
Beverly Hills Cop
Happy Days
Carmen - Overture
Rage over a lost Penny - Beethoven
Joy of Man's Desiring - Bach
Ode to Joy
William Tell Overture
Liszt Hungarian
Pachelbel's Canon
1812 Overture
Rondo La Turke
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
Happy Birthday!!!
A-Hunting we will go....
The Chicken DanceNEW!
Grandma Got Run Over By A ReindeerNEW!
Hillbilly Tunes!!!!
Arkansas Traveller
Duelin' Banjos!!
Bouncy Country Tune
Cotton Eye Joe
Duelin' Banjos!!(2)
Foggy Mountain Blues
Ghost Riders
OJ Clark
Whisky Before Breakfast
Wildwood Flower

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