1200 things that suck

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microsoft
sci-fi
WHEN ANGELFIRE DELETES UR PAGE!!!
CAPS
gum sticking to the bottom of ur shoe
life
"princess" t-shirts
good space going to waste
old navy/gap commercials
little kid songs
long previews for movies
commercials for tv shows in movie previews
dying
non-html web page editors
macs
iWhatever
ewhatever
vh-1
tlc (the channel)
tlc (the band)
nsync
brittney spears
bsb
all the other boy/girl bands
WWF
NWO
WCW
any other wrestling thing
jokes that only u laugh at
kool
kewl
groovey or other 70's slang
hair so long it touches the ground
hairogami
country
school
homework
losing things
hiding something from someone and not being able to find it
scanners
scracthed cds
fake nails
really long nails
falling
pens exploding on u
posers
goody goodies
preps
druggies
druggies in 7th grade
druggies in 6th grade
sluts
sluts in 7th grade
sluts in 6th grade
what the world has come to
most populars
presidents that suck
people that say ur too old to trick or treat
getting kicked out of places
cowboy
tight pants on guys
anything other than a cable modem
the whole napster ordeal
"platinum hits" or other cds like that
fat
really bad pictures
mailman clothes
getting the wrong persons mail
when games dont work
when ur hard drive fills up
when u laugh at a joke 10 seconds after everyone else does
when u laugh at a joke a day after its told
being slow
those weird games that come with ur computer
stupid questions
lol
rotflmfao
really annoying dogs
being shy
being my next door neighbor
plaid
bow ties
hand-me-downs
traditions
little kid rides
mcdonalds play places
drive ins that never get ur order correct
getting someone elses order
monopoly jr.
"thinking games"
jenga!
year old calenders
picture days
band uniforms
popcorn jelly beans
other odd flavored jelly beans
slavery
racism
beanie babies
tech decks
"mini" tech decks
kids who read the dictionary for fun
nerds
grease
grease stains
cds with 10 songs on them
earthquakes
floods
other natural disasters
the elections
bush and gore
clinton
the middle east
"brain quest"
running out of ink
stepping on nails
stepping on glass
stepping on something dead
roadkill
20/20
60 minutes
48 hours
soap operas
trying to think of things that suck
millionaires
billionaires
this
1985-1997 baseball cards
not noing how to spel things
tipos
over reacting
sega
people who say pong sux
people who say regular nintendo sux
people who name there kids "barbie", or a boy "shelly"
jerry springer
montel
haraldo
jenny jones
ricki lake
flooded pants
huge bell bottoms
"easy as 1,2,3"
ponchos
homestead
geocities
expired coupons
rogaine for women
the energizer bunny
Roberto Alomar Jr.
boy band magazines
the olsen twins
never haveing any time to do anything
hate
Hugh Grant
bragging
getting kicked off the computer
poor-losers
old candy
stale candy
really disgusting candy
mold
stale things
Regis Philbin
alarm clocks
losing someone
dry play dough
when good people quit
when bad people replace the good persons spot
gravity
heat
cold
wrong weather forcasts
P.E.
Titanic
Star Wars merchandise
elementary school relationships
jr. high relationships
"more ovaltene please!"
ovaltene
bad actors
ugly models
ugly supermodels
wishes that dont come true
disney
fox family
fox kids
power rangers
teletubbies
nick jr.
big words
japanimation
really annoying people
y2k
hackers
wannabe hackers
the stock market
pointless games
dryed out pens
broken pencils
breaking ur brnad new pencils eraser
thinking too hard
art that a 2 yr. old could do but its popular
peers
forgetting something on a 2 week road trip
running out of batteries
living on a fault line
dead ends
getting hit in the head hard
the sound of a fork scraping a chalkboard
broken lolipops
road signs that arent right
"My fellow Americans"
smart asses
getting puched
banana slurpees
pennies
nickels
purple suits
mentos commercials
laxative commercials
"trojan man"
the clintons
rip-offs
un-made beds
"how-to" books
postcards
un-used event tickets
electro-set
pokemon
digimon
gameboy
health food
glow in the dark planets
waking up to see ur cat lying on ur face
dropping decks of cards
star trek
baseball teams such as the brewers or the twins
super nintendo
book reports
@home
glow sticks that break in ur hand
glow sticks that break in ur mouth
pom-poms
realizing how dumb u acted when u were 10
temporary tattoos
dead batteries
having to dress up for school
stale cereal
^finding its stale the hard way^
power outages for more than an hour
having someone else drink that last of the milk
getting shots
plastic cookie cutters
school fund raisers
stereo-types
trendy people
having a cat thats scared of its own shadow
superstitions
contacts
braces
zits
making an ass out of urself
people using words they dont kno the meaning of
not knowing the meanings of the words people r using
cat boxes
when u cant find the pump pin
flat tires
monica lewinsky (literally)
AOL
cheerleaders (literally)
pre-recorded phone messages
^of the president telling you to vote for him^
^calling during dinner^
dirty laundry
forgetting something the one day u need it
moms cookin
"kiss the cook"
itchy sheets
red ants
killer bees
bee stings
benny hinn
jumping jacks
when gross people ask u to dance
dumb people who say ur dumb
dumb people who say their smart
dumb people that think there hot sh*t
stepping on any type of feces
over protective parents
essays
knowing your russian dwarf hamsters are loose in ur house
^when they bite^
overusing fuck
spitting
seaguls
birds shitting on u
"youngstown: a community for elders"
when people say tupac lives
mosquito bites
poison oak
poison ivy
bad shoes
dry hair gel
dandruff
horsies
bent blinds on ur windows
cowboys/cowgirls
bad rhymes
liers
hanson
paper cuts
being a twin
people with bad b/o
"western style riding"
"english style riding"
Yeltzin
hippies
hippie bumper stickers
wannabe skaters
public access channel
chicken pocks
spilling big baskets of pens
hics
P.E. clothes
kids toys
wrong clocks
having to get ur car fixed almost every month
laffy taffy
tootsie rolls
candy that tastes like cough syrup
wars
boredness
she-men
having to pay $8 for one f*cking movie
barbies
barbie video/computer games
hot wheels
hot wheels video/computer games
having to write speeches
lop-sided balloons
getting silly-stringed
getting paint-balled
getting egged
getting tp-ed
getting caught doing the above
indian music
Now 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5
having ur parents say "it builds character"
river boat music
elevator music
commercial music
the music played before movies
rose bushes
Manny, Cory, and Reggie at 24 hour fitness
guys who have manicures
anyone with too much makeup on
anyone with too much perfume/cologne on
thinking of screen names
annoying people
younger siblings
the grade younger than urs
messed up computer printers
grape lolipops
color blind computer moniters
8 year olds with fake nails
when candy tastes...odd
the odd colored dum dums
the odd colored now and laters
brown sweatshirts
when fast food places overstuff ur bag with napkins and condiments
the taco bell chihuahua
small tv's
old tv's
XFL
XFL cheerleaders
XFL commericials
when u have 900 channels and nothings on
when pictures come out black and white
flashes on cameras
QVC
Suzanne Somers
the QVC people
people who dont leave messages
people who dont have answering machines
people who dont have a phone
people who r unlisted
forgetting the combination to your lock
junk mail
styrafoam airplanes
lunchboxes
lunchpacks
anerexia
diseases
when u get ditched
elmer's glue
gluing ur fingers together
^and not being able to get them apart^
evil librarians
libraries
the local fair
accidentaly closing a document without saving it
A* Teens
B* Witched
*
any other band that has a top 10 single on the disney channel
walking advertisements
nike
golf
Blaque and other one hit wonders
drive by shootings
hit and runs
wannabe boy bands
waiting in lines
junk mail that says "Is your hair falling out?" or "Is your income too high?"
riots
sports like squash or something that uve never seen played before
eggs (personal dislike)
people who think there popular
when major artists or celebrities try to say that "they dont want to be noticed"
hats with proppelers on top
secrets being kept from u
teens who have cars that think they own the road
who wants to be a millionaire
greed
"smash hits"
new shows that never last
good shows that get kicked off the air
bad shows that last forever
smart people that act dumb
people that dont talk
people that talk too much
pets drinking out of the toilet
over priced clothes
over priced clothes that r hella ugly
getting scratched really hard
computer chairs that dont have wheels
not getting any emails
sugar babies
people invading ur privacy
slow computers
not having an imagination
not having any ideas
having 115 degree summers
having 70 degree summers
having warm winters
online casinos
broken cds
cheesy holiday promotions
pEoplE wHo wRiTe lIkE tHiS
being broke
being independent
being dependant
broken drinking straws
"mystery flavored" candy
kid video games like mickey mouse raceway
spilling paint
sitting on wet paint
long lists
long urls
chucky
shortness
cake that tastes like cornbread
folding clothes
wishing
not having anyone online
sunday
monday
monday mornings
having a lot of people on and no one talking
ripped pages from magazines/books
sarcasm
waiting rooms
whiners
thinking people r watching u
trinkets
people wearing there P.E. clothes to school even though they dont have P.E. that day
not being able to tell someone something even though u think they should know
messed up keyboards
schitzo's
running into things
time
fake autographed sports equipment
getting money caught in the wash
commercials where they dont (clearly) say what they r advertising
commericials
self storage buildings
the pilsbury dough boy
page theifs
when computers freeze
losing school things
having things get stolen
stepping on snails
getting shot with a bb-gun
getting shot with a gun
being forced to read
chinese torture
getting beat up
not getting appreciated for what uve done
party crashers
falling on hardwood floors
falling out of a building
when chair parts fall off at random
my computer
when u break a cup
"when animals attack part VII"
Court TV
broken candy canes
Diet V8
waking up to find anything on ur face that wasnt there when u went to sleep
"Instant Fun Pack"
lunchables
games like where u try to catch the ball in the cup
"Free Shipping*"
little face masks
when u break ur shoelaces
channel changers that dont work
when u lose ur remote
INVU4URAQT
"QT"
socks with holes in them
having 523 things that suck
being crammed in a very small space
when ur pet actually eats ur homework
destroying school books accidentally and having to pay for it

blank spaces
christina aguleria (literally)
peepz hoo talkiez likez thiz
getting hit
^by a car^
^by a bus^
^by a train^
^by a plane^
blindness
animal circuses
hypocrisy
paranoia
cafeteria food
nightmares
guilt
crowds
drunk people
missing puzzle pieces
the American Family Association
when people say "its always in the last place you look"
people over 80 who still drive
paula jones
full parking lots
godzilla
local news coverage
christian slater
kevin costner
double dippers
getting dumped
toothaches
ignorance
road construction
spam
rape
welfare
lice
tardiness
refolding a map
forgetting how a joke ends even though u kno it was really funny
chess
celine dion
taking down christmas lights
when u hit ur funny bone
albert bell
gas station restrooms
goodbyes
slow downloads
discrimination
headaches
sushi
denial
when u have to explain a joke
^and still no one gets it^
pigeons
mockingbirds
sour milk
chunky milk
the song thats stuck in ur head
presidential debates
settling for less
spit
satan
allergies
bullfights
rumors
joey lawrence
the hole in the ozone layer
people with more than 10 items in the 10 item or less line
opera
vacuums
david oreck
running out of post-its
baywatch
running with scissors
felons
gold teeth
90210
stains
pauly shore
flat tires
nausea
traffic
sensorship
80's slang
the smell of new clothes
the smell of busses
one way streets
crack
bruises
people who dont use turn signals
stamp glue
styrafoam
cold feet
lost keys
used car salesmen
wet matches
deadlines
the flu
pop-up ads
vanilla ice
jelly fish
smoking
spice girls
road rage
paparazzi
toll booths
mike tyson
hitler
mariah carey
seafood
speed walkers
the macarena
boxing
leeches
wal-mart
flat, warm soda
teenage mutant ninja turtles
o.j. simpson
flies
video rental late fees
poodles
debt
only 24 hours in a day
only 2 days of a weekend
an itch that u cant reach
dust
mind games
roaches
dry skin
rats
rust
warts
AM radio
the heel of a loaf of bread
john rocker
insect bites
being broke
when a vending machine rejects ur dollar
when vending machines say "exact change only"
dungeons and dragons
jansport
roller backpacks
being "average"
sailor moon
meteors
richard simmons
perky people
people who stare
pollution
really lame t-shirts like "moms do it in minny- vans"
dentures
worms
dennis rodman
car alarms
leftovers
accidentally eating something with a lot of mold on it
animals in cages
the little pieces of popcorn stuck in ur teeth
really bad lawyers
psychic hotlines
our school water fountains
"no left turn except on weekends"
new kids on the block
cats that bite/scratch
cats that claw ur arm at 3 in the morning wanting u to pet it
frostbite
full house
blisters
hiccups
wrinkles
fraud
missing socks
mismatched socks
aids
biting ur tounge
nasaly voices
poverty
pot bellies
hang nails
getting up before the sun
having the sun get u up
splinters
static electric shots
tetanus shots
asparagus
little kids in movie theaters
ticks
taxes
second hand smoke
bullets
plaque
radio commercials
toupees
my love life
fabio
gas prices
tiger woods
elian gonzalez
"personal note..."
jar jar binks
brain freeze
black licorice
getting kicked in the shins
america's funniest home videos
chlorine
disney land
ricky martin
disneyland
tipper gore
mc hammer
minivans
vans
"no fear" shirts
alphabetizing
nose plugs
tourists
stapling urself
cassette tapes
suntan lotion
stop lights
stop signs where they shouldnt be
tomagatchis
smurfs
foreign movies
really bad accents
when someone is better than u at everything
buck teeth
teeth that have huge gaps in them
winnie the pooh
hiting anything with a hammer
old music
PBS
calling the wrong phone #
drowning
tests
splinters
ronald mcdonald
getting stung by a bee
meatloaf
corned beef
"beef: it's whats for dinner"
"the secret garden"
slamming a door on ur hand
^when its locked^
^when there is no way of opening it without the keys^
^when the keys are in the house^
^somewhere in the house^
poking ur eye
chores
stuttering
when the tag of ur clothes is poking u
people who point at u and talk in a different language
elvis
pony tails on guys
curly hair
educational videos
freak shows
rainbows
clowns
the color pink
a lot of salt on anything
patrick duffy
herpes
puffed rice cereal
the name ralph
the 7 drawfs
ice skating
barbara streisand
mary poppins
school cooks
leonardo decrapio
jonathon taylor thomas
furbys
pain
health bars
the artist formally known as prince
spilling an ash tray
dog food
cat food
the weather channel
hispanic radio stations
speed racer
moles
cold sores
dropping bowling balls
^on ur foot^
falling with a sucker in ur mouth
deformed rulers
catching urself on fire
my health
high school football players
the price of batteries
disco
mr. rogers
outhouses
having to count to 1,923,465,321,029
cursive writing
getting ur pants stuck in ur bike crank
deadwords
people who think tv shows and video games affect kids violence level
falling out of a tree
almonds
rich snobs
"g" rated movies
"pg" rated movies
not being able to get into a "r" movie
michael jackson
getting blamed for everything
people who talk during movies
That middle-aged fat guy in Florida who created all those fruity boy bands
yanni
kenny g.
asthma
tickle me elmos
elvis impersonators
3rd grade jokes
8-tracks
artificial flowers
cannibals
most rap
tabloids
school food
school food prices
viagra
cold showers
when u get pennies, school supplies, or health food on halloween
when cds are scratched on ur fav. song
"cooties"
cold feet
"gang colors"
film critics
fashion critics
the trix rabbit and how he never gets any of the trix
being a kamikaze pilot
mr. clean
really lame commercial songs
really lame commercial themes
noises that u cant figure out
bicycle bells
sitting in water and not knowing it until its already too late
high beam lights
dolphin songs
black eyes
wet socks
printer jams
running out of ink in ur printer right when ur printing out a 500 pt assignment
really crappy graphics
cold fries
the "perfect family"
doug
health mayo
bill nye
grape soda
rough kleenex's
whirlpools
stupid car commercials where the car says "hi"
newt gingrich
all other politicians
when u go to have some ceral and theres no milk
jealousy
kids who arent old enough to drive but have cars
romance novels
people who pay extra for a large drink at restaurants that offer free refills
tennis
bruises on apples
bruises on bananas
purple low rider trucks
the fact that it is impossible to curl the toothpaste like they do in commercials
people who remind teachers that they forgot to give homework
people who ask if the teacher is going to collect the homework
people who say things twice
people who say things twice
people who think that repeating everything someone says is fun
parentheses
footnotes
people who think that staying in a cabin or car camping is "roughing it"br> people who think that they have talk louder to be understood better
sequels
prequels
teen magazines that boast stars like "Mark," "Luke," and other guys with no real names
geople who think that they need every single video game system on the planet to be cool
babysitters club
babysitters club books
street fighter
talking dolls
pink flamingo lawn ornaments
lawn ornaments
broken promises
oatmeal
gruel
christmas songs
ducks that quack out christmas songs
fire hazards
socks with bells on them
the new grinch movie
roger clemens
the new york yankees
cigarettes
corn bread
radioshack
SAT's
people who get fired from kmart
skiers who try to cut me off when im boarding
blockbuster
getting shocked
being cold
being hot
star wars games
when ur cable goes out
newscasters
people who like to tuck in their shirts
made for tv movies
teachers that lose the work u did
going blind
coolio hoolio
coolio
people who correct my spelign
magazines with more advertisement pages that actual reading
gangsta's paradise
will smith
"before they were stars"
when u get grounded
vasaline
valley girls
hicks
eskimos
"pimps"
cry-babies
mcdonalds toys
dictionaries that have wrong definitions
long downloads
having no privacy
having to share a room
cd holders that spill
spilling hot water all over urself
huge hats
when u feel like ur going to sneeze
trying to impress people
low-fat
non-fat
cds that skip
portfolios
suits
"Fwd: IT REALLY WORKS!! TRY IT!!"
really dumb poems
"the birds and the bees"
the wild thornberries
magic: the gathering
role playing games
most laptop mouses
moby
infomercials
corn flakes
imitation cereals
broken crayons
wet paper
having the hair dryer fall in the tub
farting animals
hard pillows
too soft pillows
animals that shed
people that shed
not being able to move
un-even hair
sodas with too much syrup
slurpees with too much syurp
being uncomfortable
having to stand up for hours at a time
space movies
meteor movies
tidal wave movies
"sir, its the size of texas"
when u go to a blockbuster and the movie u want is all sold out
romance movies
movies that make u cry in a bad way
warm sodas
destroying good cars
scented fingernail polish
bad smelling fingernail polish
scented pencils
dirty water
people who have a favorite time
tea time
happy hour
erasable pens
people who collect happy meal toys
spinach
kidney beans
sold out movies at theaters
old english writing
stubbing ur toe
cats that stare
jamming ur toes
jamming ur fingers
doing something stupid and realizing someones watching u
litterboxes
having 1000 things that suck
people who throw books
before school detention
detention
having to talk to old people
breaking a window
^and having to pay for it^
being thirsty
being tired
REALLY old people
"players"
being bored so that u repeat ur self
being bored so that u repeat ur self
being bored so that u repeat ur self
gay screen names
signing up for screen names
people who take ur screen name
sending emails to ur self
^and being happy to get mail^
being confused
getting lost
people who idolize britney spears
misspelling words twice
cutting urself
running into doors when it isnt dark
not knowing how to figure things out
failing a test u actually studied for
slippery stuff
wet floors
being a "potty mouth"
wet carpets
people who cant stand the rain
people who buy designer underwear
contacts that have weird images
greenland
iceland
newfoundland
canada
antarctica
iowa
ohio
maine
oklahoma
arkansas
kansas
incest
being comfortable then having to move
people who walk on their tiptoes
huge platformed shoes
year round christmas decorations
really long lists
addictive words
celebrites that lipsync
family tree maker
cheap software u get from cereal boxes
universal remotes u cant program
buying a $50 ink cartrige for you printer opening it up and finding out it doesnt fit then you cant take it back
broken links
not knowing the names of songs u want to get
cds with one good song on them
newsletters
the columbine incident
stores dont have what u want
school shootings
bill gates
running out of toilet paper
puzzle books with the answers ripped out
re-runs
sand in ur shoes
sand stuck to ur clothes
sand in ur bed
air fresheners
batons
car crashes
screaming babies
^the mothers that dont try and stop it^
speeding tickets
old lady sunglasses
phone solicitors that dont get ur name correct
long hair stuck in ur mouth
life jackets
peeling skin
sunburns
moving
having teachers that have had nervous breakdowns
cats that ignore u
talent shows
off tune instruments
kid movies
curlers
hair nets
old ladies that hide their hair
first days at school
brush fires
rotting pumpkins
slamming doors
cats on leashes
phone solicitors
phone solicitors that wait til u say hello twice before they start talking
having to send thank you cards
christmas carols
barfing
short shorts
people that wear short shorts
waking up really early and not getting back to 1104. sleep
MIDI songs
gaining weight
oprah
oprah's book club
spice girls
green bay packers
souvenir shops
award shows
suck ups
these cars
fins
wasps
rednecks
burt reanolds
blown speakers
deadlines
hollywood
anyone known as a "pop sensation"
LFO
abercrombie & fitch
chatrooms
schoolhouse rock
pick up lines
amazon.com
david letterman
jay leno
the mickey mouse club
movie trailers with the phrase "in a world where ..."
raising the roof
how fat people on tv shows get the girls (raymond, king of queens, ladies man)
cars without cup holders
tijuana
a picture that is worth less than 1000 words
a picture that doesnt deserve to get any words
1 hour photo places that cant develop ur photos within an hour
company names that use cApital leTters at ranDom
ikea
this
this
pacman characters speeding up when u kno damn well they shouldnt
the refrigerator humming sound
richard segal
ad.doubleclick.net
side burns
figure skating
lee jeans
wranglers
people who say "aks" when they want to say "ask"
when people use z's instead of s's at the end or words
paying for parking
any music described as "light" or "easy"
bryant gumble
bike theifs
ask.com
people who spell "enough", "enuff"
beige
shockwave
zinc
tom cruise
nicole kidman
smog
forgetting ur password, THEN finding out u didnt even give urself a clue, u just typed asdfdfsghfg
forms that don't let you type dsfdghkdsfg
white people that play asian people on tv
rat/mouse/hamster balls
dr. laura
scrappy doo
the plastic wrap over the cds
shaq
people who say "pacific", but mean "specific"
when the hero in a movie is surrounded by 10 guys and they take turns for him to beat the crap out of them
barbara walters
chuck knoblauch
chuck norris
janet reno
golfers and golf clothing
the pepsi girl
latina chicks that shave their eyebrows off and draw them back on
runny noses
waking up to your 55 year old neighbor drumming
really annoying phone rings
plain flavored yogurt
wannabe punks
dying ur hair pink instead of red
shoes with holes in them
really crappy cars
belt buckles
imitation rolex's
watches that have 20 different times
rookies
artiritis
when u cant move ur back
being close to the answer, but not close enough
thongs
wedgies
my school