Gokuu tumbled to the floor and didn't move. Gasps of shock resounded throughout the disco, and horrified bystanders leaned forward to see the action. It was the move that had killed Mirai Trunks --- Piccolo’s patented trip! Surely there was no way that the dancer could have survived such a move.
"KAKARROTO!!" A terrified scream broke loose and Vejiita was out on the dance floor in seconds. He fell to his knees on the dance floor, frantically trying to bring back his beloved sensei.
"No! No! Not Kakarroto! Oh God! Why?" Vejiita wailed as he shook Gokuu’s body wildly.
Then, there was a moment of silence as Gokuu blinked, then slowly sat up.
"IT'S A MIRALCE!! MY SENSEI HAS BEEN REVIVED!!" Vejiita rejoiced, jumping up and down in excitement.
Piccolo shrank back in fear as the Super Dancer stood to face him once more.
Vejiita continued jumping up and down with jazz hands, a humongous grin on his face, making the entire disco shake. No one seemed to notice the disco ball mounted high on the ceiling coming loose.
Everyone noticed, however, when as it came down and landed point blank on his head.
Vejiita crumpled to the floor with his eyes half-closed. Gasps were heard throughout the disco. Many rushed forward to see if the delicate man was already, for the disco ball was very heavy, and had come down upon his head awfully fast. It would certainly be yet another miracle if Vejiita could manage to be okay after a serious hit like that. The crowd hushed as he moved slightly, and they leaned forward to watch in amazement.
Slowly, Vejiita peeled himself off the floor and blinked several times, trying to orient himself properly. He put a hand on his aching head, then looked at the disco ball that was now lying harmlessly on the ground, and assumed that must have been what hit him. Wearily, he took in his surroundings, the bar, the stage, and the flashing, colored lights. And his eyes narrowed in confusion as he saw the strange way that everyone was dressed; they were all wearing ridiculous pants and shirt that showed far too much chest-hair. They were all staring at him as if he had grown a second head.
"Where the hell am I?" He demanded.
"Oh dear god, he's lost his memory." Bulma gasped, and she placed a trembling hand over her mouth.
Vejiita glared at her, fiercely annoyed. "What are you talking about woman? I remember everything that's happened to me. I came to Earth to kill Kakarroto, then went to Namek to get Dragonballs to wish myself immortal, but ended up getting killed by Freezer instead.”
“….Then I got stranded here on earth, had that brat kid with you, fought a bunch of cyborgs," He continued.
Juunana-gou and Juuhachi-gou gasped.
"….Killed a monster named Cell, and ended up staying on this pitiful planet." He finished up, still glaring. He didn’t know what kind of game she was playing, but it was getting very tiring.
Everyone just stared at him.
Finally ChiChi whispered. "Oh my god, he's lost his mind."
"I have not lost my mind, you little two-bit nag!" Vejiita shouted at her.
"Hey! That's my wife you're yelling at Vejiita! What happened to the respect you have for me?" Gokuu yelled, and he stuck his fists out in a challenging manner.
Vejiita laughed at that. "Respect? And since when do you care if your wife is yelled at Kakarroto?"
Gokuu blinked. "What? I...I've always cared about ChiChi! I almost killed Piccolo because he was looking at her!"
Vejiita laughed again. "And you let him?" he asked Piccolo.
Piccolo exclaimed, "Gokuu is Super Dancer! I knew I had no chance against him."
"Super WHAT? What the hell has gotten into you guys? Are you all on DRUGS?!" Vejiita laughed.
Bulma grabbed at his arm. "Vejiita, I think you need to lie down."
Getting a good look at her, he let out a low whistle. "Damn. Woman, you need a good shower. What the hell happened to you?"
She blinked. "You know I don't believe appearances are important Vejiita."
Vejiita laughed so hard he thought his ribs would break. "What kind of trick are you guys trying to pull?"
"What are YOU trying to pull Vejiita? You know very well that this is the World's Disco Dancing Tournament," Yamucha broke in. "And you know that Videl, Chaotzu, Tien, Kamesennin, and even your own son: Mirai Trunks, have died tonight in the competition."
"World's Disco Dancing Tournament?" Vejiita screeched between laughter, "You've got to be kidding me! Just how exactly did they die?"
"Well," Gohan began, "Kamesennin was vaporized by Otousan because he called Okaasan ugly, Okaasan killed Videl because she called Okaasan fat, Tien and Chaotzu got tap-danced on by Lunch, and Piccolo tripped Trunks."
"Tripped him?" Vejiita asked blankly. "Just stuck out his foot and tripped him?"
They nodded.
Vejiita howled with laughter. "Where the hell am I? Tap dancing is now considered a lethal weapon, Bulma doesn't care how she looks, Piccolo is a womanizer," He looked up at the stage, "Kuririn is in a band with the cyborgs. And....and hahahaha! Kakarroto just turned....hahaha....Super.... DANCER!!" He fell to the floor laughing.
Two hours later, Vejiita was admitted to a mental hospital on the east side of Satan City, where he remained the rest of his life.
As for the others, Gokuu and ChiChi decided to take a second honeymoon and flew off to the Islands together. There they met a strange little boy named Ubuu, who seemed eager to learn the art of the dance. Gokuu agreed to train him in his dancing ability, but quickly killed him because Ubuu had been 'looking' at ChiChi.
Bulma, upset by Vejiita's mental disabilities, decided to join the Peace Corp, gave up shaving entirely, and get back together with Yamucha. The two of them now have five kids and twice as many dogs. They now live in a trailer park on the east side of town where only the only rule is a limit of five flamingo lawn ornaments per trailer.
Juunana-gou died of a drug overdose three years after the World's Disco Dancing Tournament. Kuririn and Juuhachi-gou were only able to mourn the loss for a short period of time before Mr. Popo began cracking the whip once more. Because of his excessive “time is money” thinking, they were pushed to add a new member to the group and continue with their music. Two Cyborgs and A Human's record sales went through the roof as a new, very powerful singer/dancer, Freezer joined the band.
Gohan kept up his dance training with Piccolo (who still hasn't gotten over ChiChi), but felt as though he had succeeded Piccolo and left to study dancing on his own and as since acquired a part in the Broadway musical "Cats".
Piccolo decided that he couldn't wait for ChiChi forever, so he hired private detectives to follow ChiChi around the Islands, looking for signs of arguments between her and Gokuu. He died shortly after Gokuu discovered a photographer staking out the Son house bathroom.
And still, while walking down the isolated halls of the Satan City Mental Institute, you can hear Vejiita's cries.
"I'm not crazy, I swear! I really can fly! Honestly!! I've died twice! NO, I SWEAR! I WAS BROUGHT BACK BY THE DRAGONBALLS! I AM THE PRINCE OF ANOTHER PLANET! I AM NOT, CRAZY!!!!"
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