For those of you who have requested Lunacy status this test is for you.
Courtesy of Michelle and Peaches.
Lunacy Test Version 1.0
The following series of questions are to be taking completely and utterly in all seriousness. The Lunacy that comes with an obsession over Russell Crowe is very dangerous. Ponder each question carefully, for it may be your last.
1. Do you ever find yourself daydreaming about Russell Crowe? Yes or No
2. Do you own any memorabilia (posters, desktop pictures, magazines or anything with Russell Crowe on it)? Yes or No
3. Do you ever talk to these pictures, as if Russell Crowe was actually in the room? Yes or No.
Part Two: Multiple Choice
1. When thinking of Russell Crowe, what's the first thing that comes to mind?:
a. Aw, what a cutie!
b. What a man.
c. Can I ride him?
d. I can't think at all when I see RC
2. When driving through rush hour traffic and another car cuts in front of you, do you:
a. pull a Hando on them and jump out of the car with a baseball bat,
b. smile coldly and say "Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and in this life or the next, I will have my vengeance."
c. Clench your fists on the steering wheel so hard you snap it in two,
d. Stare at them and whisper, "I'd like to kill them all for what they've done but I won't."
3. When you are reading a magazine in the doctor's office and you come across something with Russell Crowe in it, with a picture... do you:
a. read the article first
b. drool over the picture first
c. jump up and down because you found something with him in and a great picture to boot
d. tear out the page and stash it in your purse.
4. If given a choice, what would you do if you met Russell Crowe:
a. smile and giggle like an idiot
b. talk so fast that net even he would understand you
c. grab him and kiss him
d. smile, giggle, act like an idiot, talk so fast that not even he would understand you AND grab him and kiss him.
5. If Russell Crowe was a drink, what would he be:
a. Mountain Dew, hyper and great taste
b. Pepsi, sweet with a little tingle on the side
c. Sprite, no caffiene but great taste
d. Whiskey, not a good taste, but makes you feel good
6. If Russell Crowe was an animal what would he be:
a. a wild horse
b. an untameable bull
c. a pussy cat
d. a cute cuddly puppy
7. If Russell Crowe was a speed limit what would he be:
a. 50
b. 45
c. 75
d. No Limit
8. If Russell Crowe was a season what would he be:
a. Winter, cold, but can quickly heat you up
b. Spring, new things always grow
c. Summer, hot, sticky and wet
d. Fall, changing with the times, yet always staying the same
1) What does this stand for?
D.O.R.C.
2) On the eighth day, _______ _______ _______ _______.
3) Complete this quote:
"Whisper to them that I live only to hold them, for all else is ____ ____ ____."
4) What is Bud White's real first name?
5) Where would you most like to be 'stuck' with Russell Crowe?
6) What does this stand for?
M.M.I.A.I.T.G.W.T.O.R.C.
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