101 Signs the World is Going to End


When these things happen you know the world will end. Some are good, but most are bad. Enjoy!

1. Martha Stewart becomes a member of Metallica.
2. Pillows are used as toilets.
3. People stop using the word "Blarg!".
4. Mattie Hurlly no longer say "What the-" or "Wehooh!"
5. That "My Name is" (Eminem) song becomes the national anthem.
6. Jenny Warthog always sings the national anthem.
7. Kevin Lambchop stops drinking coke.
8. Parents have burping contests.
9. Truck drivers are considered "cute."
10. Steve Wally stops farting.
11. Ryan Werfly is voted sexiest man of the century.
12. The only movies made are romantic comedies. (Blech!)
13. Mulder and Scully hookup.
14. Winnie the pooh turns into an actual piece of crap.
15. Vommiting becomes an Olympic sport.
16. Nutrasweet becomes the only sweetener used.
17. The government enforces the food pyramid.
18. Clinique has a clearance sale.
19. Twister is no longer the #1 party game.
20. The pope does the funky chicken.
21. ABC becomes HBC. (Happy Briefs Network)
22. Soap operas become good shows.
23. The entire world's male population shave their heads. (No!)
24. There are good magazines out to read at doctor's/dentist's offices.
25. The only soda avaliable is Tab.
26. The is no swearing on Jerry Springer.
27. The world only listens to rap.
28. Since the world only listens to rap, all musicians become rappers and rapper-wannabes.
29. Fake farts are a sign of affection.
30. Cockroaches become the newest and coolest pet.
31. Congress is made of the 3 year olds of the US.
32. Showering and bathing are considered creations of the devil.
33. A girl named Emily Queen of the Dungeon becomes ruler of the world.
34. The Bears win the superbowl.
35. A tv show where a man named Leonard pinches himself the whole time becomes popular. (Pinching with Leonard Maxx)
36. All motels are rated as 4 stars.
37. A copy of a book called Wongs and YOU surfaces.
38. Fashion's of the 80's make a comeback.
39. Stone Cold Steve Austin becomes a ballerina.
40. A museum calld Underwear of the Rich and Famous opens.
41. Volkswagons in orange are the only type of car avaliable.
42. They change the song "Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen" to "Everybody's Free to Eat their Own Bugers." 43. You don't get porn sites back when you do a search on yahoo.
44. Burger King changes their name to Burger Dutchess.
45. Barney is considered a teen idol.
46. Bill Gates goes broke.
47. Mariah Carey wears a long skirt.
48. Nose hair is considered attractive.
49. MC Hammer pants are WAY cool.
50. Barbara Bush starts a rock band.
51. Chia pets become a sign of wealth.
52. You can actually understand every word written in teen magazines.
53. 1/2 the US population ride their pet Camels to work.
54. The world discovers Beanie Babies are really just cloth stuffed with beans.
55. Garfield the cat diets, and wins! (Meaning he loses the weight and keeps it off)
56. "Your Butt" becomes the phrase of the decade.
57. The drummer is no longer the coolest dude in bands.
58. Waving is a forbidden act.
59. Crop dusting becomes a fascinating art.
60. Freakazoid changes to Pretty Normal Guy with a TV show who Enjoys Fruit Loops.
61. Words like "Keen" and "Bogus" comeback and are considered hip.
62. Coke is no longer the "Keen" thing to drink.
63. MTV plays actual videos.
64. Britney Spears gains 200 pounds and gets a bull dog tatoo on her forhead. (We wish!)
65. Radio shows are banished from the airwaves.
66. James Van Der Beek's character Dawson on Dawson's Creek stops whining.
67. Cheetos are used for lipstick.
68. Pork and beans fights replace snowball fights.
69. This number doesn't make people snicker.
70. 7-11 becomes 4-20.
71. Jewel (The grocery store) becomes Emerald.
72. Hanson changes its name to Little Girls who Sing and Dance and Play BAD music.
73. The phrase "Yo Mama!" changes to "You Mama?"
74. Barns smell like freshly cut flowers.
75. The presiden't rips a big one during his State of the Union. (Ha Ha!)
76. Petting zoos become the cool hangout.
77. Cotton Candy doesn't only look like lint, but is made of lint.
78. There isn't a line for the girl's bathroom.
79. The bathroom is referred to as the "b-room."
80. Smokers realize how stupid and idiotic smoking is, and quit.
81. A teddy bear becomes the Secretary of State.
82. A new cabinet position is created: "Secretary of cool."
83. Dads across America stop speeding.
84. The game CandyLand changes its name to BroocoflowerLand.
85. Men realize women are good drivers.
86. 101 Lists :) gets more feedback from all you wacky websurfers.
87. Websurfing is referred to as webbobsledding.
88. Dawson's Creek changes to That Guy with The Creek.
89. Illinois becomes the #1 vacation spot.
90. "Integrated" Math is banished from the face of the Earth.
91. Bill Clinton is remembered as the best president ever!
92. Kenny G. plays a kazoo before every baseball game.
93. Offspring changes its name to Inspring.
94. Cookie Monster no longer loves cookies.
95. The joy of eating is lost.
96. Mr. Potato Head Sets include an actual potato.
97. STOP signs become HALT! signs.
98. Turd is used as a term of enderment.
99. Drive Thrus get your order right.
100. Dan Spicy becomes an ugly monster.
101. We (Susana and Lindsey) like the entire Will Smith cd. (Aughhh!)



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