101 Ways to Make Trouble


1. Yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater.
2. Stick the class pet in your teacher's purse.
3. Sprinkle thumbtacks on the ground in a crowded parking lot.
4. Let a mouse into an elephant pen.
5. Put an electric eel in the public swimming pool.
6. Put peanut butter on your parents' hamburgers.
7. Put water balloons under your sibling's pillow.
8. Replace your sister's barbie doll heads with plastic chicken nugget toys.
9. Wash the car with steel wool pads.
10. Cut a slit in the back of several of your sister's skirts.
11. Use chewed gum to stick your brother's action figures to the wall.
12. Dress up in a hockey mask and take a fake chainsaw into your brother's room, then ask if he needs a haircut.
13. Put white toothpaste in the oreos as frosting.
14. Pretend to hurl (use chewed frosted flakes).
15. Dump a bag of marbles in the hallway of a hotel.
16. Put a sticky jolly rancher on all the folding chairs at the public pool.
17. Shave your initials in the pet dog's fur.
18. Add a handful of salt to the lemonade you made.
19. Replace the ice melting rock salt with sugar cubes.
20. Rig all the family's folding chairs to fall when they're sat in.
21. Put stamps all over a baby and put it in the mailbox.
22. Take the teacher's unwrapped educational poster and put a Will Smith one in its place.
23. Dress the cat up in shoes, sunglasses, baggy purple pants, and put a sign on it reading, "I'm cool. I'm mc cat."
24. Go running and screaming past a preschool in a white sheet.
25. Fill someone else's shampoo bottle with mayonnaise.
26. Send freebies off the internet to an enemy.
27. Set off "fireworks" (Kemp-Style) in the house while guests are over.
28. Tape record someone talking in their sleep.
29. Replace your dad's beer with non-alcoholic and feed the real stuff to the family pet.
30. Put unwrapped mini snickers bars in people's shoes.
31. Use someone's CD's as frisbees.
32. Say that your friend is making "sweet love" to his/her girlfriend/boyfriend when someone asks for him/her.
33. Go clubbin' with 3 cats, a dog, and a hamster.
34. Play "Gettin' Jiggy Wit" It at full blast at a funeral.
35. Put someone's casette tapes in a fishtank.
36. Prank call someone and say you're Ana Nicole Smith.
37. Put melted crayon wax in someone's pockets.
38. Replace your brother's valuable signed baseballs with ones chewed up by a dog.
39. Call up a farmer and ask if he needs a new shipment of donkeys.
40. Pretend you're Adam Sandler at your little sister's birthday party.
41. Put a skunk in your freind's closet.
42. Take your sibling's Big Wheel® to the top of a big hill and let it roll into traffic.
43. Pretend you speak a foreign language by saying words backwards.
44. Puts peas under your sister's matress.
45. Set all the clocks back 15 minutes.
46. Put a spider in someone's hair.
47. Squirt young kids with a super soaker.
48. Fry ants with a magnifying class.
49. Rig a trout to look like it's talking.
50. Spray paint all the good silver ware gold.
51. Give wine to mice.
52. Set the mice from 52 loose in a bank.
53. Replace someone's shoelaces with licorice laces.
54. Pop out all the lenses of the glasses and sunglasses in your household.
55. Replace someone's hairdye with bleach.
56. Wear pantyhose on your head in a gas station.
57. Put whipped cream in your mouth and run around screaming.
58. Record a family member singing in the shower and try to submit the tape to a radio station.
59. Tie someone's shoelaces together when they aren't watching.
60. Give a teacher an apple with a fake worm in it.
61. Throw all the shoes you find in a pool.
62. Scatter needles in the carpeting.
63. Sprinkle ruffled potato chips on the floor of someone's room.
64. Leave your house in only a barrel.
65. Shatter all the mirrors in your house.
66. Tell someone your name is Tiger Woods.
67. Tell the person from #66 that you live in a basement with 500 ducks.
68. Put a real snake skin belt in an animal rights activist's bag.
69. Test all the watches in your house for water resistancy.
70. Give a friend a bra for their birthday (no matter what their gender).
71. Take out all the lightbulb's from the lamp in your house and throw them out a second story window.
72. Dress up as hamster to freak out a hamsterphobic friend.
73. Replace the pen inks of the pens you borrow with paper.
74. Name your dog, "Dog."
75. Let your fish swim in the toilet water.
76. Throw rocks in a neighbor's yard.
77. Leave your turn signal on for 50 miles.
78. Run through a prevention of cruelty to animals protest with a frog's head on a stick.
79. Use your dad's ties as a jump rope.
80. Throw worms in your little sister's pool.
81. Rewrite the 10 Comandments and post the new set on the church doors.
82. Follow someone a few paces behind them and spray everything they touch with Lysol.
83. Pay for dinner with pennies.
84. Run around in history class like a minuteman.
85. Post someone's secrets on the internet.
86. Make long distance prank calls to Europe.
87. Decorate an outside tree with someone's underwear.
88. Set alarms for random times.
89. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
90. Pop the birthday girl/boy's balloons.
91. Eat doughnuts in front of the window of a gym.
92. Loosen one of the legs of a chair.
93. "Accidently" burn the family address books.
94. Give a lecture in a 7-11 of all the reasons why they should rename themselves 4-20.
95. When a person asks for a buck, kick them.
96. Quote a Tara Lipinski book every time you're spoken to.
97. Call everyone porky.
98. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
99. Dress up as big bird and freak out little kids by swearing and being mean.
100. Run around German class with a marker mustache.
101. Put motion detectors in sprinklers in your front yard right by the sidewalk as a special surprise for pedestrians.



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