101 Ways to Dis Your Child


1.Wow
Ewww
 2.Way to go
Way to quit
 3. You're special
You're worthless
4. Outstanding
Instanding
 5. Excellent
Terrible
 6. Great
Hideous
 7. Good
Bad
 8. Neat
Messy
 9. Well done
Medium rare
 10. Remarkable
Unremarkable
 11. I knew you could do it
I knew you couldn't
 12. I'm proud of you
I'm humiliated by you
 13. Fantastic
Appalling
 14. Super star
Horrifying asteroid
 15. Nice work
Terrible laziness
 16. Looking good
Smelling bad
 17. You're on top of it
You're beneath it
 18. Beautiful
Repulsive
 19. Now you're flying
Now you're crashing
 20. You're catching on
You're throwing off
 21. Now you've got it
Now you've dropped it
 22. You're incredible
You're horrid
 23. Bravo
Booo!
 24. You're fantastic
You're humdrum
 25. Hurray for you
Hiss for you
 26. You're on target
You're on Wal-Mart
 27. You're on your way
You're off course
 28. How nice
How mean
 29. How smart
How stupid
 30. Good job
Bad unemployment
 31. That's incredible
That's frightful
 32. Hot dog
Cold cat
 33. Dynamite
TNT
 34. You're beautiful
You're unsightly
 35. You're unique
You're common
 36. Nothing can stop you now
Everything can stop you now
 37. Good for you
Bad for you
 38. I like you
I dislike you
 39. You're a winner
You're a loser
 40. Remarkable job
Unimpressive business
 41. Beautiful work
Horrid rest
 42. Spectacular
Corrupt
 43. You're spectacular
You're unfavorable
 44. You're darling
You're uncherished
 45. You're precious
You're trashy
 46. Great discovery
Awful concealment
 47. You've discovered the secret
You've lost the obvious
 48. You figured it out
You didn't figure it out
 49. Fantastic job
Horrifying occupation
 50. Hip, hip, hurray!
Phlanges, phlanges, boooo!
 51. Bingo
Monopoly
 52. Magnificent
Simple
 53. Marvelous
Ordinary
 54. Terrific
Nasty
 55. You're important
You're the scum on the bottom of my shoe
 56. Phenomonal
Saturday Night Fever
 57. You're sensational
You're freaky
 58. Super work
Bad corporation
 59. Creative job
Uniform unemployment
 60. Super job
Unsuper toiling
 61. Excellent job
Inferior joint-stock company
 62. Exceptional performance
Regular recital
 63. You're a real trooper
You're a fake marine
 64. You are responsible
You are forgetful
 65. You're exciting
You're boring
 66. You learned it right
You taught it wrong
 67. What an imagination
What an elbow
 68. What a good listener
What a bad talker
 69. You're fun
You're unpleasurable
 70. You're growing up
You're growing down
 71. You tried hard
You tried soft
 72. You care
You don't give a hoot
73. Beautiful sharing
Unattractive hoarding
 74. Outstanding performance
Common showing
 75. You're a good friend
You're a lame enemy
 76. I trust you
I doubt you
 77. You're important
You're trifling
 78. You mean a lot to me
You mean nothing to me
 79. You make me happy
You make me hurl
 80. You belong
You stand out
 81. You've got a friend
You've got an enemy
 82. You make me laugh
You make me cry
 83. You brighten my day
You darken my night
 84. I respect you
I neglect you
 85. You mean the world to me
You mean Uranus to me
 86. That's correct
That's inaccurate
 87. You're a joy
You're a burden
 88. You're a treasure
You're a pirate
 89. You're wonderful
You're afflicted
 90. You're perfect
You're deficient
 91. Awesome
Defective
 92. A+ job
F- job
 93. You're A-OK
You're B-PL
94. My buddy
My adversary
 95. You make my day
You destroyed my night
 96. That's the best
That's the worst
 97. A big hug
A big smack
 98. A big kiss
A big kick
 99. I love you
I hate you
 100. Give them a big smile
Give them a big grimace
 101. Super
Faulty


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