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Part Two
To: Dawn Summers Wolfram and Hart Los Angeles, CA Summers, I am being forced, against my strong objections, to reply to your letter. Apparently every time you write me, I am required to write back. So do us both a favor, and don’t write back. Where do you have the right to insult me? I’ll have you know that there is no stick up my butt nor am I a brat. Yes, I may be spoiled, but that is only because my family is wealthy enough to own all of the finest things. What kind of language are you speaking anyway? What does give a hoot mean? Are you a type of owl or something? Learn to speak English you stupid bint! Your sister is a slayer? So what? After a year ago there’s like a thousand of them, there are even a few of them here. Like that is suppose to impress me. And Wicca isn’t real magic, just a bunch of stupid witch-wannabes. And you banished an evil spirit from your house? Big deal. That wouldn’t have been you, that’s just invoking God’s power or something, from what I hear priests do that shit all the time. And I don’t believe that you did two resurrecting spells, they are impossible. And you know nothing of real power. How dare you insult quidditch? It’s the best game ever! Although it’s probably too hard for your puny muggle brain to comprehend. I’m sure if you saw an actual game you would understand. There, enough said. Remember not to write back cause I don’t feel like writing you again. Draco Malfoy P.S. What kind of name is Spike? P.P.S. And my eyes are very open. To: Draco Malfoy Slytherin Dungeons Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Malfoy, You insufferable, childish prick. Did you really think I wasn’t going to respond to that letter? You can’t push me around like everybody else cause I’m not afraid of a little wizard like you. I’ve dealt with things so scary that you’d wet your pants. Do you not read the papers? Or is that beneath you? Did you not pay attention to my name or address? My sister is not A slayer, she is The slayer. As in Buffy Summers, one of the best slayers who ever lived. And her friend that practices Wicca is Willow Rosenberg. You know, the witch that activated all of the slayers? Maybe you should do a little research before spouting off about things that you know nothing about. That also applies to resurrection spells. Willow raised Buffy from the dead five months after she had been buried. I raised my mother but dissolved the spell because I realized that it was wrong. Then I recently helped Wolfram and Hart bring Spike back. Since I’ve been jogging your memories, surely you remember that he was the vampire who saved the world from the First? And his name is Spike because he used to shove railroad spiked into his victims’ heads. He’s like my big brother. And once again, I’m not really a muggle. Dawn P.S. No your eyes aren’t open you idiot! P.P.S. I also wrote back cause I’m a bitch. Making you write again just amuses me. Previous Part Across the Pond Menu Next Part |
