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(James has Sev pinned against the wall, unable to move.) B: Guys, this has to stop. Sirius: We’re just getting started, Summers. B: Yeah, I can see that. I can also see that this is not going to go your way. Like ever. J: Oh, it’s already going our way. (at the same time as Peter says, “It’s going our way alright.”) p: We’re just having a bit of fun with Snivvy. Don’t get your knickers in a twist. B: Clearly, Petey, it’s not my knickers you’re concerned with. Sirius: What are you on about now? B: Snape’s just not attracted to you guys. I know it hurts, but it’s time to move on. Sirius: What did you say? James drops his arm, Severus raises his wand: What! You think we’re— P: No…wait… James (in Sev’s direction): Accio wand! B: Gay. Nothing wrong with it. But it’s not cool to force someone into one of your little sex games. You’ve got to accept that he’s straight. J: (Turning back to Buffy.) If anyone’s the nancy, it’s him! We’re not! Sirius: We are not! P: Definitely not. No. Remus finally spoke up. “Well, Peter might be.” P: Damned if I am! B: Riiight. Sirius: We’re absolutely not. B: So… I heard wrong? It wasn’t James that turned Snape upside down stripped off his pants last year? And it wasn’t the rest of you who were cheering him on? J: Oh…bother… R: I didn’t do any cheering. B: Ok, one not cheering. Still, guilt by association. J: No— B: And aren’t you guys always hanging around, watching and waiting for Snape to appear? I think you’re spending a little too much time and effort playing flirty little tricks on him…trying to get his attention. I’m not the only one who’s noticed. At first, it was cute, but please, take ‘no’ for an answer. It’s starting to get a little embarrassing. J: Summers! You know that’s not it at all. We hate that git! Sirius: And he started it! B: (shrugs, looks like she doesn’t believe it) If you say so. R: Actually, if you think about it, he really wasn’t the one who— James: Shut it, Moony! B: C’mon guys. Isn’t all this aggression really just a sign of how tormented you are because of your naughty Snape thoughts? Tell the truth. All three in near unison: No! B: Ohh-kay. All I can tell you is what your little bicker fest looks like from the outside. R: (leans over and whispers into Buffy’s ear as they walk away/down the hall) When are you going to tell them you’re just having a bit of fun at their expense? B: I don’t know. Next week, maybe? Next scene Back to 'sita's Notes |
