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Title: The Pathetic One 71/100 TtH Prompt: #67 Immortal Summary: Buffy tells one more story. The Pathetic One “Have you ever met any truly pathetic vampires?” Vala asked, as she shifted in the chair till she was sitting crossways. Her legs were now draped over one of the arms and her feet dangled in the air. “Loads,” Buffy said with a roll of her eyes. “I used to meet at least two a month claiming to be Lestat or Dracula. Most were pimply faced little geeks.” Daniel let out a little giggle. “Dracula,” he snorted. “Complete fiction.” “Actually, he is real. I met him once,” she said smugly. “Is not.” “Is too. He came to Sunnydale just to meet me, did his hypnotizing thing, changed into mist a couple of times, and then left without paying Spike the eleven pounds he still owed him.” “Awesome,” Cameron said. She grinned up at him. “But back to my other story. While those guys were pathetic, they weren’t the worst one.” “Who was it?” Vala asked, having not really followed the previous parts of the conversation. “Sorry, you probably won’t get this,” Buffy said apologetically. “But it should still be funny.” “Okay,” Vala said with a little pout. “On one of the few patrols I went on during my very brief stay in Cleveland, I ran into this guy. He was wearing a black duster that was hiding a sword.” “Don’t tell me that immortals are real, too,” Cameron said, his jaw hanging slightly open. “No, but this vamp thought he was Duncan MacLeod of the clan MacLeod,” Buffy giggled with a bad Scottish accent. “He kept waving the sword around in these clumsy swings. I just ducked and staked him. As he turned to dust he was still shouting – There can be only one!” Daniel and Vala looked at Buffy and Cameron in confusion, as they laughed so hard that tears were rolling down their faces. “He said he was who?” Daniel asked when they had been reduced to hiccups. Cameron sighed. “We’ll add Highlander to the list of movies to watch.” Previous Chapter Buffygate Menu Next Chapter |
