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Coolest Night EVER!!OK first I will include my new and popular song lyrics.

Hemmroid On My Butt. -Dan Pratt

Picture yourself in a boat on my buttcrack With hemmroids all around and pieces of poop. Float up to one and pop it. OW that hurt my ass.

Hemmroid on my butt got popped Hemmroid on my butt got popped

Picture yourself on a train in my anal with walls of logs and drips of diahrea Somebody stops the train I scream cuz it hurts You popped my hemmroid again

Hemmroid on my butt got popped Hemmroid on my butt got popped

Picture yourself on a beach near my butthole With brown colored water and little logs. Something rumbles in my tummy and it shakes All around and out you come. Suddenly you Jump on an island but ow thats a hemmroid

Hemmroid on my butt got popped Hemmroid on my butt got popped