DAN
https://www.angelfire.com/wv2/TheBeatles Skarex182x@aol.com https://www.angelfire.com/wv2/TheBeatles Skarex182x@aol.com This is a story of Dans Accedent. It is a story of lafter and sorrow. Here is how It goes... |
| Friday night me and dan were planning to pull an all nighter. We were playing video games (RESEDENT EVIL & NHL 2001), goin online, and talking with Beth and Amamnda. Amanda was nagging dan about how he was being a jerk and I was talkin to beth, just preety much small talk. Dan picked up his guiter and made up a song ("Hemmroids on my butt"). You've got to hear it its hallarious. Ill include the lyrics soon. But anyway... Dan turned up the amp and made a little concert for us. Aftre that Amanda was tellin dan about how he should go get tyla to suck him off. By the way LINKIN LOGS RULE!!! Well dan started flippin out and breakin stuff. He ended up with bloody-nuckles and a cut on his head. Still on the phone the whole time I was laughing hestericly. But then came the most brilliant idea ever. " Hey Dan piss on the floor!" I said. "Want me to" he replied. So he got a pair of pants and starting pushing. PSSSSSSSST out it came like a water fall. All over the pants and seeped to the floor. "Oh SHIT" dan said relizing it wasn't such a welll thought out plan. He used a bunch of soap to clean it up but to no avail. It wouldn't come out of the rug! AMANDA suggested using water and it worked! Dan ran into the woods with his soggy pants and dumped them. He came back, washed up, and was all set. Afterthat he tried to give me a "high five" I hessited but after he told me that he washed his hands it was fine. THATS IT THE END. PS. That was the funniest thing he has ever done, you had to be there |
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Hemmroid On My Butt.
-Dan Pratt
Picture yourself in a boat on my buttcrack
With hemmroids all around and pieces of poop.
Float up to one and pop it. OW that hurt my ass.
Hemmroid on my butt got popped
Hemmroid on my butt got popped
Picture yourself on a train in my anal
with walls of logs and drips of diahrea
Somebody stops the train I scream cuz it hurts
You popped my hemmroid again
Hemmroid on my butt got popped Hemmroid on my butt got popped
Picture yourself on a beach near my butthole
With brown colored water and little logs.
Something rumbles in my tummy and it shakes
All around and out you come. Suddenly you
Jump on an island but ow
thats a hemmroid
Hemmroid on my butt got popped
Hemmroid on my butt got popped
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