"Frank's 2000 '' TV" Risin' above the city,
Blocking out the noonday sun
It dwarfs the mighty redwoods
And it towers over everyone
I still remember
When that delivery truck came down our block
What a lucky guy,
I hear he got the last one in stock
And the neighbors are just green
They say, "That's the biggest screen we've ever seen!"

It's Frank's 2000" TV
Everybody come and see
Frank's 2000" TV

There's Frank's remote control,
You can look - but don't touch it, please
'Cause Frank's the one in charge
And he decides what everybody sees
The picture's crystal clear
And everything is magnified
Robert DeNiro's mole
Has got to be ten feet wide
Everybody in the town
Can hear those 90,000 watts of Dolby Sound
And I'm mighty proud to say
Now I can watch "The Simpsons" from 30 blocks away

On Frank's 2000" TV
Everybody come and see
Frank's 2000" TV
Everybody come and see

I'm gonna get one of my own real soon
It's like having a drive-in movie in your own living room
Whoa, hey now, hey no na na na now
Hey now, Hey now na na now

Frank's 2000" TV
Everybody come and see
You won't believe it
Frank's 2000" TV
Everybody come and see
Frank's 2000" TV
Get a 2-year warranty on parts and labor
Frank's 2000" TV
Frank's 2000" TV