"Fat"Your butt is wide
Well mine is too
Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on
Ham on
Ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat - come on
(Fat fat - really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat - you know it
(Fat fat - really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat - come on you know
(Fat fat - really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just tell me once again
Who's fat?

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat - come on
(Fat fat - really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat - you know it
(Fat fat - really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat - you know it you know
(Fat fat - really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat - come on
(Fat fat - really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat - you know it
(Fat fat - really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat - you know it you know
(Fat fat - really really fat)
Woo
Woo
Woo
(When he sits around the house
He really sits around the house)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat - come on
(Fat fat - really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat - you know it, you know it
(Fat fat - really really fat)
You know you know you know - come on
(Fat fat - really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat fat - really really fat)
You know I'm fat - you know, hoo
(Fat fat - really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat - you know it, you know
(Fat fat - really really fat)
And the whole world knoes I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again - who's fat?