Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more,
ever since she saw his poster in that record store.
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy.
She thinks he's so darn dysfuntional an Genreration X-y.
She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare.
Yeah, he's her very favorite multi-millionare.

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder.
She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder.
Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her,
'cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder.

Well, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim.
I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him.
What a pain in the butt to have so much success.
Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press.
But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor,
like he's some big tortured genius
and I'm some kind of wiener.

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder.
She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder.
Tell me, what can he do that I can't do better?
Now my baby's in love with--
I said, I said, I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder.
Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder.
I can't believe it, now she's knitting him a sweater.
'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder.

I knew we were headin' for disaster
when she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster.
Now she's got an unrequited adoration
for the frustrated, agitated, designated, alienated
spokesman for the disaffected grunge
generation.

Well, I don't wear Doc Martens, and I don't wear flannel,
and I don't boycott the music video channel.
And I just can't compete with all that money and fame.
But I know two can play at this kind of game.
Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll get
when I start stalking Alanis Morissette.

Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder.
She's all crazy 'bout the Eddie Vedder.
Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her,
'cause my baby's in love with--
I said, I said, I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder.
Why'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder?
If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her
'cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder.