"The Check's In The Mail"Well, hey, how ya doin'?
Have a seat. Have a drink
Boy, it's good to see ya
What can I say?
Wo, sorry, gotta run
We'll get together again
Say, what was your name, anyway?
Well, we're workin' on the problem
We'll get back to ya soon (yeah)
But don't try to call me
I'll be in a meeting every afternoon
For a year
Maybe longer
Keep in touch
Thanks for droppin' by, and have a nice day

The check's in the mail (hey!)
You're beautiful
Don't ever change
You know what I mean
My girl will call your girl
We'll talk. We'll do lunch
Leave a message on my machine
So baby
Won't you sign
On the dotted line
I'm gonna make your dreams come true
The check's in the mail
Would I lie to you?

Well, hey
Wait a minute
Whattsa matter?
Hold on
You want me to fork over the loot?
You say you hate my guts?
You wanna take me to court?
And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit?
Well, I'm proud to say you're not
The only critic of mine (yeah)
So if you wanna sue me
I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait in line
Take a number
Thanks for calling
Who loves ya, baby?
Don't forget to read the fine print

The check's in the mail (hey!)
You're beautiful
Don't ever change
You know what I mean
My girl will call your girl
We'll talk. We'll do lunch
Leave a message on my machine
So baby
Won't you sign
On the dotted line
I'm gonna make your dreams come true
The check's in the mail
Would I lie to you?

Aw, trust me!

The check's in the mail (hey!)
You're beautiful
Don't ever change
You know what I mean
Why don't you leave a message with my girl
Or have lunch with your machine
So baby
Won't you sign
On the dotted line
I'm gonna make your dreams come true
The check's in the mail
Would I lie to you?
The check's in the mail
Would I lie to you?