Here she come now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
Work at three jobs just to stay in debt now
Well first she took my nest egg, then she took the nest
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause she took my house...my car
My shoes...and my toothbrush too
Too bad...so sad
A-she got...got the gift of grab
I'm in debt, debt, debt, debt, debt, debt

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony
Tryin'-a squeeze-a blood from a stony stony
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get, get, get, get, get

Well I'm out of cash...no dough
I'm broke...it's no joke
The check's in the mail...get off
My back...cut me some slack
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Ooh, I want my almo-mo-mony) Oh you do?
(Ooh, I want my almo-mo-mony) Is it due?
(Ooh, I want my almo-mo-mony) Or you'll sue?
(Ooh, I want my almo-mo-mony)
Alimony, mony, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah