OK, this page is something new and because it is so incredibly up-to-date it will always look like a piece of graphicless crap. Let's get started, shall we?
FAQ #1:What is your pussy's name? Her name is Pouncer, you nasty nasty pervert...
FAQ#2:Where the hell are you from? west virginia
FAQ#3:When are you coming up to Franklin?guess not over spring break.
FAQ#5:Will you marry me?...........hell no.
FAQ#6:Who is your favorite decepticon? SOUNDWAVE
FAQ#7:Where are your pants? I plead the fifth
FAQ#8:Who ate your balls? the Super Mario Brothers of course
If you already knew the answers to the FAQ, then you are here to see what's up in Meganopolis. *AHEM* I live in a tiny, tiny dorm room with a turtle I bought off the streets in Soho and my roomate *makes a face, disgusted voice* Sarah. Watched a good Simpsons last night, got a painting due Friday, and I am sick as fuck. Any questions can be directed to my acrobatic anorexic retarded damn turtle Chester. I cannot wait to turn 18 and go home for Thanksgiving break so I can shoot pool left-handed, hang out with the gurlies, and essentially waste time until the hideous demon of papers and finals is conjured by none other than Roy August- the devil himself (not the demon, eh?). Halloween was grand with Chris and Alex but would have been fabulous without the annoying intervention of the local representative of "The Man". Stay strong Nate. Soooo gentle reader I leave you with the thought that "Dying tickles" and until we meet again do what you want.
and on your way out, do sign the guestbook, darling. Your Face, Megan
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