These are some crazy thing to do when you're at Walmart...

1. Put M&M's on layaway.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball;see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duals with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Redress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through thin,narrow isles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
12. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..."etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"
15. Repeat number 14 in the jewlery department.
16. Ride a display bike through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
17. Follow people through the isles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
20. Play with the automatic doors.
21. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only let them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
22. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other isles.
23. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
24. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "....I'm Batman. Come, Robin---to the Batcave!"
25. TP as much of the store as possible.
26. Randomly throw things into neighboring aisles.
27. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
28. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
29. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
32. Take bets on the battle described above.
33. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
34. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
35. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."
36. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
37. Attemp to fit others into very large gym bags.
38. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
39. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
40. Two words: "Marco Polo."
41. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, Pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
42. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
43. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
44. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
45. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! Its those voices again!"
46. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
47. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
48. Go to the create-a-card, make a bunch with cuss words on them, and strewn them throughout the store.
49. Set up plastic bowling pins in an aisle and challenge others to games.
50. Go in wearing a Kmart uniform. Begin changing prices, moving stock, whatever you see fit. See how long you get away with it.
51. Take a working camcorder from electronics (make sure it has a long cord) and go around taping other costomers, employees, animals, etc. If questioned, yell, "Smile!!You're on Candid Camera!!"
52. Put up signs saying "Its criminal to feed the birds." (this one provided by my Anatomy teacher.)
53. *Guys only* Go to Lingerine and put on over your clothes bras, underwear, teddies...whatever you can find. (hint-the larger the better)
    

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54. "i did kareokee to "i will survive" while sitting on my boyfriends shoulders.(we got kicked out)"
55. Go up to really old employees and ask them if they have anything to clear up genital warts.
56. change the passwords on the computers so even the sales people cant get to them.
57. I can offically say I have done sit-ups in the crisco aisle at wal mart, kinda dumb, but you get some wierd looks and comments.
58. (ok..this one isn't for Wal-Mart...but I liked it anyway so I decided to include it.)it wasn't at wal-mart but before the summer ends me and Toni came up with the idea to make a very very large cage out of chicken wire and ply wood and live in it with a bunch of our friends in front of a pet store for 1 day protesting that it is wrong to keep animals in cages!!!!!!!!!!!!