6) if you smoke with someone in your house,
you should let them eat some
munchy food you may have lying around.. don't
be cheap with your food if you
have food...
7) if someone who has smoked asks for a sip
of your soda, you must give him
some.. (drymouth is not fun)
8) converse of (7): if you ask for a sip,
don't take a large gulp
9) if smoking from a bong or a joint, never
put the whole thing in your
mouth and get it all sopping wet.. its disgusting
and it messed up the joint.
10) if your smoking from a bong and these
not enough in thebowl for a whole
other hit, you should save the smoke in the
chamber for the next person..(dont
let go of the rushhold or 'carb' and take
it all yourself)
11) never bogart
12) never bitch about someone else's weed being
no good! If you don't like
it don't smoke it!
13) if a friend gets you high sometime in the
future you need to get that
friend high
14) Thou shalt not turn down a smoke. Never!
15) phrased in the form of a narrative:
OK. My buddy and I are sitting around smoking
the weed that I just
scored. After flaming-up, and taking a few
moderate puffs, I pass
it on. The sounds that follow can only
be described as
vacuum-like. After an a couple of huge, lung-busting
tokes, the guy
passes back the remnants of something that
could have, at some
point, been a joint. If it's not completely
"canoed", then it's
absolutely soaked. I not-so-subtly drop that
old Cheech&Chong line
"Hey man, can I wring it out for you?" He
just looks at me.
16) I have noticed the following: After
smoking-up, the odd "crass-
monkey" will actually eat the stained, disgusting
roach. This must
be because they want that "extra bit" of oil,
resin, or whatever's
left on the paper. This situation can be compared
to the patron of
a good restaurant picking up his "as good
as empty" plate and
licking off the remaining morsels of food.
Sure he got that little
pool of gravy, but was it really worth it?
17) If you buy weed from a friend or a friend
of a friend, it is polite to
roll a joint, (a small one, if you wish) and
smoke with the person who sells
you the stuff.
18) It is very impolite to hand someone an
empty bowl, without notifying
that person of it's possible cashed-ness.
A proper warning would be
'Here ya go...I think it might be cashed.
19) The person who fills the bowl is given
the opportunity to take the first
hit. It doesn't matter who's bowl it
is.
20) Always remember to thank a person who has
gotten you high. I know it
sounds silly, but I know people who never
say thanks and it gets a littly
annoying.
21) The person who brought the bud picks the music.
22) When using a bong, don't slobber all over it.
23) Again, when
using a bong, DON'T blow out the ashes, unless that's what
the "homeowner" does.
24) NEVER go
to someone's house EXPECTING them to catch you a buzz. Of
course, there are exceptions to this rule...
25) If you spill
the bong, clean it up! (And don't forget to put water
back in it!!)